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caelumserver2023-12-15 09:07 am
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Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning
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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!
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Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…
It seems to have… backfired.
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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.
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It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.
Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.
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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.
Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.
We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.
feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning
🍎
Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!
Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…
It seems to have… backfired.
🍎
Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.
Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.
Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.
🍎
Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.
Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.
We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.
feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

un: jnuy
hello intrepid guests
you are trapped in our little phony thigsn?
if i smash mien into bits
will that set you free also
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she forgot what level of tech savvy they were working with here.]
Yes, we're trapped, but please don't smash your phone!
You'll probably need that and also it won't help.
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un: astarion
[He's helping.]
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Good try good try!! Keep it up!
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I really appreciate the enthusiasm and the effort, Astarion...
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un: skull, dn: ☠️RYUJI☠️
[ is he legally allowed to make that reference? oh well, come at me, disney ]
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[THROWBACK]
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un: mister joker
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Someone's using his noggin!
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wait jk 2/2
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un: vierge // dn: odette
less one game's enough for you, in which case lemme grab a drink so I can kick back and watch.
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Figue is typing...
Figue is typing...
Figue has been rate limited.
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un: headmaid, dn: Giselle
My, what a predicament. Guessing a single word among all that exist is quite the riddle...
Why don't we start with the letter 'A'?
Abacate
Abacaxi
Abaci
Abacisci
Abaciscus
Abacist
Aback
Abacot
Abacterial
Abactinal
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[ Giselle is typing... ]
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I apologize that we can't really provide clues...
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un: satorumon
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un: emmet
Haha wow.
Are we just throwing words at you now
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It feels kind of one-sided though. Now I want to ask everyone about themselves instead.
How are you and the Conductor?
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un: latrodectus, dn: henry
The server is being more trouble than it's worth again, I see.
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un: satorumon
Shut yo lean mean string bean charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine antihistamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene halloween defective spleen smokescreen james dean putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jellybean magazine protein lightning-mcqueen vending machine what'chu mean Ocean Man by Ween headass the tf up
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un: elderflower
What happened to your physical bodies? Are you two in any danger? Where were you last before you two were... "stuck?"
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Unsure though.
We were in my room, so it's probably not even possible for someone to check on them, oh man...
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UN: paradisaea
[He was looking at Juni's sticker
A few seconds later]
Wait no
Are you two alright?!
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Yeah, Juniper's stickers are pretty cute, huh?
Anyway yeah we're just hanging out. Vibing. Stuck but not in danger.
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un: montjoie, dn: charlie
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Re: un: montjoie, dn: charlie
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un: a
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What about you? Worried?
[She's Teasing.]
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un: 0 / dn: Reiju
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No need to worry. We're a little stuck, but not in danger. I guess, like, if someone deleted the entire server we'd be in trouble, but I doubt that's going to happen any time soon.
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un: realjingyuan_online dn: 🦁
As for banned words... Well. Foul language are words that are usually on that list. Has anyone tried those yet?
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Yeah, we're both fine, don't worry!!
True though, nobody's tried any of those. Are you going to?
[She just wants to see him curse tbh]
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