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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[laevateinns]

That's fair enough. I can understand not wanting to be stuck somewhere.

Are you allowed to give any clues at all to the words?

[refiguered]

We've tried.

Unfortunately, the server doesn't allow even the most subtle of hints through.

[laevateinns]

Hmm... a shame. It would certainly be easier if we could narrow it down a little.

Presumably, you are aware that there are quite a lot of words.

[refiguered]

I am aware, yes.

I'm not an idiot, after all.

[laevateinns]

[ OHO. akechi's amused in spite of himself. ]

You'll have to forgive me. I'm so used to dealing with people who are.

[refiguered]

I see. So you assume you'll be dealing with people like that?

[laevateinns]

Generally, yes.

[refiguered]

That must be exhausting.

[laevateinns]

It is, but it's still better than the alternative.

[refiguered]

Well, I hope that you have no reason to keep up your pretense here.

[laevateinns]

Well, so far...


better than the usual odds, at least.

[ basically: yeah the people here are smart, it's already bit akechi in the ass a little! ]

[refiguered]

That sounds promising, then.

[laevateinns]

[ IT DOES, actually. it's been... nice having other people here interested in figuring the place out, too. ]

Certainly, it could be worse.

But: congratulations on your freedom.

[refiguered]

Thank you! I admit, I was concerned people might lose interest and move on.

[laevateinns]

Understandable, but thankfully there are at least a few people here that I know for sure can't resist sticking their noses in people's business when it comes to "helping" them.

Even some of the people I've met here seem similar, so... I suppose you won't have to worry if it happens again.

[refiguered]

That's true, but I'll also try to avoid it in the future. No more hacking attempts. Of this server, anyway.