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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[laevateinns]

Sounds like maybe YOU need to "let it out."

[ yes... haha, YES... the perfect plan so akechi can try to stop talking.

surely it won't backfire!

[survivaltricks]

[BUDDY]

[PALLY]

[MY DUDE]

[MY GUY]

i'd pick a fight with you but i'm afraid we'll wind up making out. again.

[yeah it didn't backfire at all]

[laevateinns]

[ WHEEZING ]

yeah we probably would

[ wait wait wia IW IA IA T WIAIWA I WIAAWAIT-- ]

[survivaltricks]

[ALSO WHEEZING]

you're really hot and all but i have feelings for someone else. i'm sorry.

but also, you're not a bad kisser.

and also, this is yOUR fault. we could've kept talking about your feelings but NOOOOOOO.

[laevateinns]

Why the fuck are you APOLOGIZING to me

I said I didn't want to talk about this, and that includes any of this

[ even if. YEAH THE COMPLIMENTS ARE NICE. ]

This is not my fault, you're the one who was trying to goad me into saying. Something.

...Also how is THAT the first reason you think of?

[ INSTEAD OF THE ATTEMPTED MURDERS?? ]

[survivaltricks]

uh because i don't want to lead you on? that's just mean.

[he has to be honest about his feelings!! even if there is a tiny li'l part of his heart that would, in fact, make out with Akechi again]

and it's been on my mind! for obvious reasons!!

[the murder is water under the bridge bro]

[laevateinns]

You're not leading


wait
Who even said I was interested, anyway?

[survivaltricks]

[ah. . .]

. . . are you?

[laevateinns]

[ OH HOW FUNNY, akechi is Now Offline. ]

[survivaltricks]

[PUNK!!! COWARD!!!]







[however this means now Akira has to wonder what the CONSPICUOUS SILENCE means. he's already having one gay panic why are you giving him another!]

[laevateinns]

[ IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES!!! OR SOMETHING!!


anyway yeah akechi isn't coming back online any time soon with this effect happening, RIP.

...especially when they both remember that they had plans to hang out somewhat soon. ]

[survivaltricks]

[BUT NOW AKIRA HAS TO THINK ABOUT IT!! HE HAS TO WONDER IF AKECHI IS INTO HIM!! AND NOW HE HAS TO THINK ABOUT WHETHER HE'S INTO HIM IN RETURN, EVEN IF HE HAS VERY POWERFUL FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE ELSE!! WHY ARE YOU MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED!!!]

[UGH!!]






[Akechi better be at billiards and spa day though, Akira isn't ducking out of that]

[laevateinns]

[ IT'S ONLY FAIR!!!! he made akechi have to think about whether he was into him or not (as if he hasn't before)?? and what to even do about that?? because there's so much to consider and think and what the fuck, akira, couldn't you have controlled yourself and not kissed him (says guy who couldn't control himself and fought akira) anD--



if akira isn't missing it there's no way akechi is. HE CAN'T LET HIS RIVAL SHOW HIM UP. ]

[survivaltricks]

[POINTS AT EYES POINTS AT AKECHI, BRING IT]