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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[refiguered]

I think you likely could have found something more enjoyable during that time, at least.

[fixtures]

Oh? I am simply content to have a task in front of me.
I find myself at a loss of what to do with my time, while here...
A few hours is nothing to me.

I do not wish to leave you and Ringo isolated there, either.

[ meanwhile she's typing more words in another tab for copy + paste purposes, ]

[refiguered]

Truly, I appreciate the help.

Ad as long as you don't mind...

[fixtures]

As I have told Ringo, it is merely a pleasure to be of service.
A maid should solve all problems she comes across efficiently and to the best of her ability.

[ then, for the spilling your guts portion of this message: ]

Furthermore, I was once trapped in a place where I could not be reached.
It was, perhaps, the loneliest time of my life.
It would simply be a shame, should the same fate come to you.

[refiguered]

[ oh dear. ]

You were trapped?

I would hope, at the very least, you escaped before coming here?

[fixtures]

Not quite.
Part of why I journeyed to this hotel was to pass the time...
Until the next time that I may see light.

[ hm. WHY did she type that. quick, time to backpedal: ]

It is nothing for you to concern yourself over, however, my dear.

[refiguered]

My apologies, but that's a concerning statement.

I think being able to see light is something worth struggling for. Or at least accepting help for, if possible?

[fixtures]

It will happen when it is meant to, and not a moment sooner.
I do not think it is something that can be helped, I'm afraid.

But it is alright. I simply must wait until time moves again. And here, the wait is far more bearable — there are people to whom I can speak, like yourself and Ringo. For that, I'm grateful.

[refiguered]

I do understand that. I'm grateful for the opportunity to speak with such a vast variety of individuals as well.

I do hope you won't be kept waiting for long.