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Sep. 26th, 2023 03:14 pm
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[personal profile] cuteshit
Username/Display Name: un: tatsumitextiles // dn: Kanji 🐇
Server Channel: #general
Time: Early afternoon on March 1st.

It's pretty cool of this place to have a whole floor just for making stuff. Seems like you could do anything you want there!

I've been working on fixing up one of the rooms for some kind of group work. Like, a crafting workshop? Not sure if that's the kind of thing anyone here would be interested in, but I was getting set up to do something kind of like this back home for some of the local kids before I came here. We were planning on starting with turning old socks into puppets, but most people here are older, so we could probably start with something more advanced. Don't gotta worry about letting you guys handle scissors unsupervised or anything.

It's just a thought, anyway, but if anyone would be into that kind of thing... let me know, yeah? Could do all kinds of things! Hell, we could yarnbomb the place to brighten it up a little bit! If it's something people would wanna go to, we could do a whole bunch of workshops. Like, one for puppets, one for painting, one for amigurumi...

Anyway. Let me know. Figure this room could be a kind of community craft space for anyone to use and hang out in, either way. It's room 5 on the third floor.
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[personal profile] cardsharked
Username/Display Name: vierge // odette
Server Channel: #general
Time:
Early morning on the 28th

Kinda cringe to just tread the same caper all over again, especially when the original culprits ain’t here to defend themselves, don’t you think?

Whatever, yeah, so, what’s up with the coffee machines this time? Thought it was just the espresso again, but the green place says they’ve got a “bean shortage”? Soooooo… something stinks.




((Hi friends, Shay here!! The mysterious thief has struck again. This time, it isn’t just the espresso machine…there’s a full coffee bean shortage throughout the hotel. Be it S*******s or the cafeteria, characters might find it difficult to get their hands on any joe whatsoever. Last time, there were clues, but what about now…?

Over the next couple of weeks, other things in the hotel that characters find precious might go missing. This is entirely optional, obviously, but feel free to use it as a prompt for mystery drama this month. With the schedule for the TDM event, I’m thinking I’ll maybe put out the casino heist conclusion to this in between the two, so any new folks can jump in, but I’d be happy to hold it for later if people want to give it more time to…percolate.))
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[personal profile] airdnd
Username/Display Name: un: sumina / display name: SH.
Server Channel: #general
Time: early afternoon on valentine's day!

Happy Saint Valentine's Day, @ everyone.


[ Uh-oh... Sumina has been armed with the forbidden knowledge of everyone mentions and will not hesitate to use it. ]

It seems we've had a few recent departures, but some new arrivals as well.

I think this is a great opportunity to express our gratitude for being able to meet and form bonds with our fellow guests from all corners of the multiverse. And as per Giselle's message from two weeks ago, this holiday can be used to celebrate friendships, as well.

As such, she and I have taken the liberty to prepare small tokens of appreciation for everyone. You can find them in a basket at the concierge, provided that they haven't yet been ravaged by animals...

Please feel free to take one, but also do not feel pressured to do so. If you feel so bold, you could even take one to give to another dear friend.

My hope is simply for everyone to feel appreciated today.

Have a pleasant day,
Sumina


[ Sure enough, there is a basket full of goodie bags at the lobby. Most of them contain homemade fruit candies and chocolates made by maidchan and miss innkeeper, along with a small handmade card that says, simply: "Happy Valentine's."

But who knows? Maybe the power of chaos has turned some of these treats into weird flavors, or little gag presents, or maybe some of the cards' messages turned into something punny or spicy... Whatever you want! Have fun! ]
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[personal profile] runir
Username/Display Name: un: tarnished / dn: rowan
Server Channel: #general
Time: Midday


HELLO
I have a missive for all here who are not currently animalss



I live at the Sephloora


[?? okay]

What items are worth using here

The vendor has handed me twenty-five “lip balms”







Which flvaor is your favorite to soothe your lips


[Is this a poll or a cry for help? You decide.]
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[personal profile] fixtures
Username/Display Name: un: headmaid, dn: Giselle
Server Channel: #general
Time: Early evening

Dear fellow guests,

Have you heard of the holiday "Saint Valentine's Day?"

With the turn of the month, the upcoming date is on my mind. Preparations for any formal celebrations of the holiday at the mansion typically begin around this time.

In any case, for those who are unaware, allow me to share the tradition with you: Saint Valentine's Day is a celebrated time of romance, taking place on the 14th day of February — a tradition which dates back many centuries.

Some say the date marks the beginning of birds' mating season, explaining its romantic association, while others connect the day with the assumed date of the execution of Saint Valentine, who, in legend, married young lovers in secret, despite the church's outlawing of the practice. Quite the tragedy...

On this day, it is common for lovers and friends alike to exchange written cards, poems, flowers and sweets as tokens of their affection.

I suppose I am curious which of these gifts you would most prefer to receive. A card filled with heartwarming feelings? The soothing aroma of a bouquet? A satisfying treat?

Or, perhaps, there is something different altogether which would lighten your spirit on Saint Valentine's. Hehe... would you enlighten me?

Best regards,
Giselle
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[personal profile] boneface
Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️RYUJI☠️
Server Channel: #advice
Time: around 11pm or so


[ Some messages are popping up in the advice channel. ]

what do u do if ur boyfriend left the hotel and now ur alone

[ Then the message disappears. ]

all my friends are back home but im here but i dont wanna leave yet

[ Then THAT message disappears. ]

how do u decide when to leave the hotel

[ Okay, looks like that message is the one he leaves in the server. ]
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[personal profile] whereinthefloors
Username/Display Name: un: Ʉ₦₭₦Ø₩₦ // dn: 🕵
Server Channel: #breadcrumbs
Time: 5 o'clock somewhere


I heard there's some priceless artifacts up for grabs in this hotel, so if you don't mind, I'll be making them mine. Sorry, but it's a jungle out there, and I don't plan to stop until I've stolen the most precious things in this dimension. What can you stand to lose?
To start, I'll be taking these palm trees but not to Palm Springs - after all, they're wasting away again here.
What's missing? If you can't figure it out, then maybe you can blame this woman.
This isn't a mirage, I promise, but you might find one in my new home. When it's ready, I'll send you a housewarming invitation: make sure to bring the lime wedges.


((The poster will not respond to comments to this entry, but it is possible to solve their riddle, upon which...

Click for The SolutionFollowing the clues to Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville will reveal that there indeed are no longer palm trees. There is also no more Margaritaville. There is no Jimmy Buffet. There's just -Ville, a completely grey shell of a restaurant face that no longer serves food, alcohol, or catchy tunes. Actually, it's not even a shell: There's a strange vacuum-like swirly coalescing in the remains of Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville, though it cannot be entered even by those whose powers would normally allow them to do so (for the moment, at least). Across the hall, in the mouth of a Rainforest Cafe tiger statue, is a typed note:

The chase is on, but don't worry: I'll keep drip-feeding you clues to keep things from getting boring. Until then, bean seeing you soon.

The story will continue later in February!! Consider this a teaser, but please have fun with the clues and information given! Become detectives on this very post or spin off into your own spheres as you like.))
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[personal profile] icyspicy
Username/Display Name: summer / 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 🐙✨
Server Channel: #general
Time: idk sometime in the afternoon

Well well, would you look at that? The place didn’t burn itself down while I was gone, though not for lack of trying. Or so I’ve been told.

Anyway, it looks like we’ve acquired some new faces in the last month. In the grand tradition of the hotel forcing us to get to know one another, why don’t we play a little game?

Is everyone familiar with “two truths and a lie”? It’s simple enough. List three things about yourself, one of which is not true. Others must guess which is the lie.

Here, I’ll go first.


[ TL;DR - We’re playing two truths and a lie now! Thread hop around and tag each other! Winter will be hopping around to play too, but if folks just want to chat with him now that he’s back that is also fine! ]
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[personal profile] healbuff
Username/Display Name: un: rkwan/ river k.
Server Channel: #general
Time: Afternoon


YO HOTEL CAELUM WHAT IS UUUUUUPPPppp 🤟👊👏

For those of you who haven't met me, I'm River Kwan, 26/male/fit as hell. Just sayin' 'sup to my fellow guests and dishing out the real important news 😎

I've been sitting on it, but the circumstances with the lava and ice floors, make it pretty clear that major injuries are very likely if the hotel goes whack. No easy vacations for us 😔😔

But, I'm about to BLOW YOUR MINDS 🤯🤯🤯 You got a sprained ankle? Headaches? Experiencing weird symptoms? Any major broken bones or wounds from a possible skeleton army raising itself from Hell into space to destroy us all? Okay, that last bit is just me making shit up but you never know.

LUCKILY, I'm a healer. As long as you don't lose your limbs or other body parts, I can use my powers to heal any major injuries you may incur during your stay here. I'm also a licensed doctor (General Practitioner to be exact) so if you would like a basic physical and wellness check, look out for THIS handsome mug:

( BEHOLD.... DRAMATIC MUSIC HERE!! )


LMK if you have any questions! You can message me @ rkwan or find me in Room 302! Try not to lose any bodyparts, don't do major drugs, and make good choices 😘
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[personal profile] indigrow
Username/Display Name: un: lierre / dn: clara?
Server Channel: #general
Time: right around that sleepy afternoon slump

Hello! 👋 I am curious:
What are your favorite floors to visit in this hotel?
And more importantly, where can I find good tea and coffee?
Espresso is fine too, if it is still here. 🤭


[ she definitely read back and saw all that. what? she has a lot of time on her hands. ]
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[personal profile] nonexempt
Username/Display Name: UN/DN: nanami.k
Server Channel: #general
Time: 10:12 AM

How many of you have returned to your worlds since arriving here? Do you frequently check in and has any time passed back home when you do? I'm curious, as a newcomer.


[ This is absolutely not because of someone he knows WHO SHOULD BE HOME RIGHT NOW, no. ]
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[personal profile] cardsharked
Username/Display Name: un: vierge // dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time:
Early afternoon, probably closer to the 18th don't look at me

Aight, I'm about to enlighten a whole helluva lot of you so buckle up.

Le RĂŠveillon is a holiday feast far and away proving the superiority of French. You'll never doubt who's on top of the ladder after a taste, so Giselle if she's still talking to me and I and anyone else who gets it are gonna school the rest of you on real food.

Normally we'd do that kinda thing for Christmas Eve and New Year's, but seeing as god and I aren't exactly on good terms and that means nothing to most of you besides, let's push it closer to the end of the year. Let's say [CONVENIENT DATE HERE]. Get the feeling some of you sad sacks are just as used to being alone for the holidays and need some kinda excuse.

Course, if you think you've got the superior recipes in your corner, you can always challenge us in the kitchen. Gauntlet? Consider it thrown. There's an industrial kitchen floor big enough for a full iron chef brawl or two.

Or we can duke it out the old fashioned way, if you wanna go for the real brawl.


((OOC: I'll throw a log up for cooking challenge, feasting, brawling, etc. after the holiday weekend, so around like the 26th or 27th. This way we can dodge overlapping with celebration plans and ICly the log can fit somewhere between xmas and new years. Unless someone else has an actual new years thing planned, I'll try to fold NYE stuff in there somewhere maybe?

Also it's close enough to the Figue and Ringo adventure that I think it's more than fair that characters can still be blasted with the truth beam for this post if you want. Go nuts.))
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Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning


🍎
Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

🍎
Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

🍎
Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏

–

ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥
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[personal profile] laevateinns
Username/Display Name: a/akechi
Server Channel: #general
Time: 12:17am


[ akechi isn't particularly fond of reaching out to people in the hotel, but... he's realized it may actually be his best source of information, so he's biting the bullet and posting to the network. he Actually Tries to be polite about it all, so his message is chill. ]

Hello, all.

Since I've arrived here I've been exploring the place, but since it really is so huge... I was hoping I could gather some information from the rest of you.

I'd appreciate hearing about the various floors or rooms you've come across and what was in them. The strangest things you've seen, even.

There's only so much I can discover on my own, unfortunately, and I know that people have had... experiences, to say the least.

HOT OR NOT

Nov. 29th, 2023 03:50 pm
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[personal profile] astarion
Username/Display Name: un: astarion / dn: astarion
Server Channel: #gpoy
Time: Late evening


[Recently, someone received a mirror that could show his actual reflection!! Gasp!! And that has inspired the following post to the server:]

Hello, darlings.! I’m bored, so why don’t we play a little game?

If you’ve feeling brave enough, post a picture of your beautiful selves for us to admire, swoon over, appreciate, adore, et cetera...

And also rate. On a scale from 1 to 10. 10 being the most breathtaking person you’ve ever set eyes upon, and 1… Well. A 1 would need some help, let’s just say.

Don’t be shy, now. I want everyone's honest opinions.


((OOC; hello it’s time for ✨IC HOT OR NOT!!✨ You know the drill! Post your favorite pics of your characters, and go ICly rate others!

If you don’t think your character would do this, but you still want to participate, please feel free to assume that the network glitched out and posted a pic of them on its own. Technology is weird like that, huh.

Try to keep your pics sfw and have fun!))
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[personal profile] airdnd
Username/Display Name: un: elderflower / dn: SH.
Server Channel: #general
Time: one fine morning sometime after Book Club


To my fellow guests:

First, I would like to thank everyone who attended Miss Amelia's book club meeting last week. Please remember to thank her for organizing it!

Secondly:

I'm sure we are all aware of supernatural or occult happenings taking place at the hotel from time to time.

That being the case, I would highly discourage anyone from remaining on the library floor after-hours. For one, it seems to decisively close at midnight, leaving you with no way to return to your suite, but also, it appears that a ghost may be haunting the premises thereafter.


[ or, you know, get trapped on purpose to have your own ghostly encounter (?) she's not your boss. ]

All to say: it may be unwise to spend the night at the library, no matter your skillset or ability or no matter how comfortable and cozy the seating there may be. The library houses many great works from across the universe, and I cannot stress enough the importance of ensuring no harm comes to such a collection. It would be best if we simply refrain from angering the after-hours ghost there.

So... please plan your visits accordingly.

Sincerely,
Sumina Heartleaf
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[personal profile] refiguered
Username/Display Name: un: figuerative / dn: Figue
Server Channel: #introductions
Time: Some reasonable time in the evening


Good evening. My name is Figue. If you've made the acquaintance of Ringo, you can consider me as something like her sister.

I would like to put forth an offer and a question:

Firstly, I have noticed several guests have encountered difficulty with making use of the network. As an AI, I would be happy to offer instruction or answer any questions they might have.

Secondly, I would like to compile a list of those who possess either healing abilities or medical expertise. In the event of a problem, I'd like to pin this list so that those who have newly arrived will know who to contact first.

... Also, if Ringo has caused you any trouble, please let me know. I know she can be a bit of a handful.

Thank you for your time.
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[personal profile] boneface
Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️ RYUJI ☠️
Server Channel: #general
Time: like super late at night for some ungodly reason

two qs

1 why do ppl keep typing letters on here like anyones gonna read all that

2 has anyone tried to break the hotel
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[personal profile] betweenbadnworse
Username/Display Name: boogiewoogie
Server Channel: #fight-club
Time:
Oct 28th

Hey ho, all!

Won't take up too much of your time, promise! but I've been *itching* to get my fight on. Now I figure I can't be the only one feeling the urge to dance so I figure best use for this thing is to see if anyone else wants to knock each other around. No murdering or anything, just for fun.

Also anyone know if I can get the kitchen to do nibbles and all for it? I figure the only thing better than fighting for fun is fighting for fun and *snacks*. Drinks too!

Hit me up if you're interested!
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[personal profile] cardsharked
Username/Display Name: un: vierge / dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time:
Late October, right after the espresso heist

Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.

Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.

Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.

I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.

And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?

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