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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

🍎
Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

🍎
Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

🍎
Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

un: jnuy

[feyfound]

[ sOMEONES ARE IN NEED OF A RESCUE? ]



hello intrepid guests
you are trapped in our little phony thigsn?
if i smash mien into bits
will that set you free also

[hexensabbat]

[oh my god honey no

she forgot what level of tech savvy they were working with here.]

Yes, we're trapped, but please don't smash your phone!

You'll probably need that and also it won't help.

[feyfound]

aww okay
the hard way then...

oh!
it's like an adventruign puzzle!!!

can you give us a hint?

1/2

[hexensabbat]

🍎 is typing...

🍎 is typing...

🍎 is typing...




🍎 has been rate limited.

2/2, a couple minutes later

[hexensabbat]

Guess not. Sorry.

[feyfound]

no hiints!? this is an unsolable puzzle!!

[ ]

i dont think im smart enough for htis sorry you two! but im rooting for you!!!

[hexensabbat]

[help

oh honey.]

Thanks! Appreciate it.

Since you're tapping out, we may as well get to know each other. It's weird for this whole thing to be about us, so.

Nice to meet you. I'm Ringo.

[feyfound]

oh i would lve to get to know mroe people ive been missing my freinds lately

oh weird! thats not realy what i meant to type

anwya y im juniper! ringo is such a cute name!

[hexensabbat]

[... oh boy.]

Nice to meet you, Juniper! I appreciate it.

Sorry to hear about your friends. Seems like maybeeee something's up with the server and people might be typing more than they mean to. Oops.

[feyfound]

how weird! well
i'm not too worried! I ususlaly say everything thats on my mind anwyay ehhe

you knwo
when my friends and i got stuck somwehre
we had to find the big boss monster and dfeat it to get out
maybe you have to find the boss insdie the phones

[hexensabbat]

That's the spirit!

A boss monster, though, huh...? Maybe there's a virus or something we could try to take out. Not our usual method of fighting, but it's better than just sitting here twiddling our thumbs while everyone's trying to help.

[feyfound]

ohh!! the secret words are about you 2 right!?

tell me how you fight!! maybe i can figure it otu from there

[hexensabbat]

Well, Figue uses two guns, and I fight with a sword. We can both summon demons, though I don't think Figue has one with her.

[refiguered]

[ you've... you got this one, Ringo. ]

[laevateinns]

That sticker looks just like you.

[feyfound]

yes thnk you for noticifn!!!

[laevateinns]

Kind of hard not to.

[feyfound]

this one too right!?

[laevateinns]

Actually... Yes.

[ a pause. ]

Also, I see you asking elsewhere about the Phantom Thieves. I would recommend not worrying about them.

[feyfound]

[ well now she just wants to know more!! ]

huh? you knwo about them too?

they sound very mysterious!!

[laevateinns]

[ BACKFIRING AS USUAL AKECHI ]

And that's exactly what they want you to think, so, congratulations.

[feyfound]

why congratulste me? it sounds like you should congratulsate them for stellar publci relations!

hehe. are they NOT mysterious, then?!

[laevateinns]

Congratulations for getting the point, I mean.

Anyway, the fact is as mysterious as they may seem-- many of them are idiots, and they're all dangerous.

[ ...is he... trying to get through this weird message shit to protect the phantom thieves? stop people here from hearing about them? protect juni from the drama they get into?

just be a petty asshole?

(probably the last thing) ]

[feyfound]

[ unfortunately, whatever Akechi's endgame is, none of it will work on someone like Juniper, who eats this shit up. ]

oh
well

i happen to aslo be a dangerous idiot

so

they sound SWELL to me!!!

[laevateinns]

Sure.

[ MORE FLATNESS VIA TEXT. ]

Have fun admiring them from afar, then.