hexensabbat: (two Discord sew you can no)
ringo will solve your problems ([personal profile] hexensabbat) wrote in [community profile] caelumserver2023-12-15 09:07 am

insert foot into mouth

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning


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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏

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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥
feyfound: (167)

[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-15 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
yes thnk you for noticifn!!!
laevateinns: (》23)

[personal profile] laevateinns 2023-12-16 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of hard not to.
feyfound: (177)

[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-16 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)


this one too right!?
laevateinns: (》8)

[personal profile] laevateinns 2023-12-16 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually... Yes.

[ a pause. ]

Also, I see you asking elsewhere about the Phantom Thieves. I would recommend not worrying about them.
feyfound: (EFBFcm6)

[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-16 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well now she just wants to know more!! ]

huh? you knwo about them too?

they sound very mysterious!!
laevateinns: (》86)

[personal profile] laevateinns 2023-12-16 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ BACKFIRING AS USUAL AKECHI ]

And that's exactly what they want you to think, so, congratulations.
feyfound: (9chiUfo)

[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-16 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
why congratulste me? it sounds like you should congratulsate them for stellar publci relations!

hehe. are they NOT mysterious, then?!
laevateinns: (》24)

[personal profile] laevateinns 2023-12-16 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Congratulations for getting the point, I mean.

Anyway, the fact is as mysterious as they may seem-- many of them are idiots, and they're all dangerous.


[ ...is he... trying to get through this weird message shit to protect the phantom thieves? stop people here from hearing about them? protect juni from the drama they get into?

just be a petty asshole?

(probably the last thing) ]
feyfound: (175)

[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-16 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ unfortunately, whatever Akechi's endgame is, none of it will work on someone like Juniper, who eats this shit up. ]

oh
well

i happen to aslo be a dangerous idiot

so


they sound SWELL to me!!!
laevateinns: (》53)

[personal profile] laevateinns 2023-12-17 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure.

[ MORE FLATNESS VIA TEXT. ]

Have fun admiring them from afar, then.