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Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

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[ Oh, Akira is close now. Akira is close and that's... great, actually! It makes Ryuji's heart beat a mile a minute but that's fine too. His arms are going to loop around Akira's waist in turn as Akira gets his arm around his shoulders and pulls him close. Now they're just... floating together.

It's kind of nice. ]

Hehe... cool, then. We're boyfriends now.

[ Holy shit. ]

This is a great vacay, dude.

[hehehe. . . hehehehehehe. it's certainly a much better vacation than Akira could have ever hoped for. and since they're floating. . . if he accidentally twines one leg around Ryuji's to draw them even closer, don't worry about it. it's fine!!]

It's the best vacation I've ever had.

[he can say that with absolute and complete confidence as he dips his chin and--]

[-- pulls back to look up, just to make sure there's no WEIRD FUCKIN' MISTLETOE HANGING AROUND]

[and then the coast is deemed clear, and he leans forward to catch Ryuji's lips with his own. kiss!! another kiss!!! not a mistletoe kiss!! a boyfriend kiss!!]

[ OH!!! IT'S A BOYFRIEND KISS!!!

Ryuji isn't sure what he was expecting when Akira curled closer to him and even after he looked around suspiciously. Ryuji was just kind of basking in the fact that they were this close to each other in the first place.

But he is. More than happy to have a boyfriend kiss though.

He curls his arms a little tighter around Akira and presses in closer, kissing him earnestly. It's a chaste, sweet kiss for now, but he is more than thrilled to be able to have it. His lips are a little dry, could use some chapstick, but it's not like he thought he was going to be kissed today. Still, it's a nice kiss. ]

[it is a chaste kiss, but also. . . just like last time, Akira is diving into it eagerly. he isn't pushing to take it deeper, but he isn't holding anything back, either. this is their first completely voluntary kiss. . . and it's an experience that Akira sure as hell isn't going to waste]

[so if he lingers long enough for his lungs to start burning for air, if he punctuates the kiss by looping his fingers playfully around blonde locks at the back of Ryuji's neck, if he tugs on their joined legs a li'l to keep them pressed impossibly close. . . well. he can hardly be blamed, can he??]

[he's thought about this moment, deep in his most private of dreams, and never in a thousand years did he think he'd actually be living it. but now that he's there. . .?]

[the real thing is even better]

[ Towards the end of the kiss, Ryuji begins to laugh — a soft little giggle against Akira's mouth that blossoms into something much brighter, much happier, as Akira breaks the kiss. He smiles against his lips, delight crawling up his chest and filling up every bit of him.

With his eyes bright and his smile wide, Ryuji can't help but look at Akira, absolutely besotted. His arms hang loose over his shoulders and he pulls a hand back to ruffle Akira's hair, before swooping in to steal another quick kiss and then laughing again. ]

This — this is so good. I'm so happy right now. It's like I found somethin' I didn't even know I was lookin' for, ya know?

[ And it was Akira, all along. ]

[GOD. . . for some reason, that makes Akira's heart flutter even more. a small chortle of his own tumbles from his lips as he buries his face into Ryuji's shoulder, almost as though he's trying to hide the flush that threatens to overtake his entire body. god. god!1]

You're such a nerd.

[SAYS THE POT TO THE KETTLE]

[. . . no, that's all he's got. but every inch of him in brimming with love and affection, so even if his response is silly and sassy, he wraps his arms tightly around Ryuji's back to hold him close]

[ YEAH, POT. WHAT THE HELL.

But Ryuji is not offended in the least. All he does is spin them around in the air as he hugs back just as tightly, burying his face in Akira's hair and smiling like a goofball. He loves this! He's so filled to the brim with affection, it makes him feel euphoric. ]

Your nerd.

[ Yeah, don't mind him. He's just. Happy. ]

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