hexensabbat: (two Discord sew you can no)
ringo will solve your problems ([personal profile] hexensabbat) wrote in [community profile] caelumserver2023-12-15 09:07 am

insert foot into mouth

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning


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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏

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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥
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[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-15 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
aww okay
the hard way then...

oh!
it's like an adventruign puzzle!!!

can you give us a hint?
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[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-15 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
no hiints!? this is an unsolable puzzle!!

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i dont think im smart enough for htis sorry you two! but im rooting for you!!!
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[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-15 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
oh i would lve to get to know mroe people ive been missing my freinds lately

oh weird! thats not realy what i meant to type

anwya y im juniper! ringo is such a cute name!
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[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-15 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
how weird! well
i'm not too worried! I ususlaly say everything thats on my mind anwyay ehhe

you knwo
when my friends and i got stuck somwehre
we had to find the big boss monster and dfeat it to get out
maybe you have to find the boss insdie the phones
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[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-15 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
ohh!! the secret words are about you 2 right!?

tell me how you fight!! maybe i can figure it otu from there
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[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-16 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
whaaa? demons!? that's so intense! are you two mages!?

one of my dads fights wtih a swrd and summson stuff too! btu usually jstu his owl familiar
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[personal profile] feyfound 2023-12-17 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
wwwait so

what kinds of devils do you summon?

imps? quasits?!

ABYSSAL CHCICKENS??
refiguered: (Anyway this cake is great)

[personal profile] refiguered 2023-12-15 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you've... you got this one, Ringo. ]