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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

🍎
Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[hexensabbat]

[She is absolutely losing it in the void. Just cracking up, peals of laughter. Poor Figue has to deal with this.]

Whoa! That's a little spicy!

[liongeneral]

Not spicy enough, it seems. You're still stuck. :O

[hexensabbat]

Guess so!! 😲

Got any spicier ones?

[liongeneral]

I suppose I might.

Of course... If one knows there is a banned word they'll instantly try all the worst possible ones in general as those are usually what's banned. If that's the key to your release then it's not a particularly good trap.

It'd be something either nonsensical or perhaps goes in the completely opposite direction that no one is likely to try.

Wouldn't it be amusing it if it was something as simple as "love" or "friendship"?

[hexensabbat]

Interesting hypothesis.

Makes me feel a little sheepish that it isn't one of those two words for us. I like the way you think though.

1/3

[liongeneral]

Nothing to feel sheepish about. That they're not banned doesn't make them any less true in regards to how others feel about you or how you feel about each other.

After all, within this short time frame I found myself deeply endeared by both of you.

I adore you two a great deal.

2/3

[liongeneral]

[???????


Tame in general but a terribly forward thing to say. Or type out. In a public space.

Well. There's only one thing to do.]

3/3 un: realjingyuan_offline dn: 🪦

[liongeneral]

[hexensabbat]

[.... .... ......... Huh...

What a... nice thing to read. "Adore", huh?]

[🍎 is typing...

🍎 is typing...]

[... Oh.

He's offline, huh?

She erases her message--and smiles a little.]