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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[hexensabbat]

Goooood question! Hopefully when we get outta here, they'll just be there waiting for us?

Unsure though.

We were in my room, so it's probably not even possible for someone to check on them, oh man...

[airdnd]

Shall I escalate this to Mr. Bennet? Then again, he never seems to take responsibility for anything...

[ wait. why did she type that?? ]

But I'm sure he's doing his best!

[hexensabbat]

[omg.]

Heyyy, this little bug in the server might be good for some people, huh?

[airdnd]

I don't know how you mean.

[ SHE PRETENDS SHE DOES NOT SEE. ]

[refiguered]

It means it's causing people to speak--that is, type with more candor.

[airdnd]

Just like the server caused people's portraits to be posted without their consent... Now it's compelling us to write in such a way?

I'm starting to think I ought to return to writing letters instead...

[refiguered]

This shouldn't be permanent...

I hope.

[airdnd]

I hope so too, Ms. Figue. In the meantime, I hope you two have been well, being stranded in a demi-plane aside. Have you been settling in nicely?

[refiguered]

Yes, it's been very nice to meet so many individuals. We worked with a rather small group back home.

[hexensabbat]

Yeah, sorry about that. Pretty sure this one's our fault for messing with the server.

[airdnd]

You and Ms. Figue were trying to prevent another incident like before, so in all honesty, I can't fault you for your intentions. It's only a shame that it backfired...

I'll just have to exercise a bit more caution when sending messages for the time being. I already have far too much on my mind for it all to come on out like this.

[ ...heck ]

[hexensabbat]

[... lol.]

Ahhh, well, this might be a little dangerous for you then.

It seems to happen without warning to people.