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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

un: emmet

[likewinning]

[ good thing he never had that brain to fingers filter. ]

Haha wow.

Are we just throwing words at you now

[hexensabbat]

So far that seems to be the strategy.

It feels kind of one-sided though. Now I want to ask everyone about themselves instead.

How are you and the Conductor?

[likewinning]

Mushroom.

We are verrrry good! We are not stuck in the server, so we are better off than you.

[hexensabbat]

Makes me want mushroom pizza.

I'm verrrrry glad to hear that! Figue and I aren't unused to this sort of thing, so we can handle it.

[likewinning]

That is good. That would be verrrry problematic if you could not. I do not think many here are equipped to help.

[hexensabbat]

True, the range of tech understanding... certainly varies amongst the populace here.

Still, probability-wise, we're gonna get out of here eventually. If people keep using the server, the words will be typed one way or another.

[likewinning]

Unless they are words in another language that no one else would know. That would be a problem.

[hexensabbat]

That'd be a nightmare, huh? But there seems to be some sort of universal translator at work on the server, so it'd probably get translated back eventually.

I mean, hell, Figue and I are specced to speak Japanese and you probably aren't, right?

[likewinning]

Nope. I am from Unova. I do not speak any other languages.

[hexensabbat]

Right? Yeah. But I can understand you perfectly fine, so I guess there's some super high tech translation going on in the background.

[likewinning]

That is verrrry interesting.

Hopefully we can hit the word then. Even without helpful hints.

[hexensabbat]

Trust me, I wish we could give hints. But I guess that wouldn't make for a very good punishment.

Not that I think this does either to be totally honest.

[likewinning]

True. You will get out eventually. It is only a matter of time.

[refiguered]

Or you could just converse with us.

[likewinning]

I guess I could do that

ziosdjfdspo

The Conductor says hi.

[refiguered]

Hello, Conductor.

Has he been well?

[likewinning]

Yup.

He is the Conductor, so he is always well.

[refiguered]

Do Pokemon not get sick?

[likewinning]

Oh. That is true.

He is always in good spirits though.

[refiguered]

I'm glad to hear it.

I'll have to keep a bright outlook up myself, then.

[likewinning]

Yes

When in doubt

just think like the Conductor.

[refiguered]

I'll certainly do my best.

[likewinning]

No luck with the words yet.

They must not be common.

[refiguered]

There are, unfortunately, far too many words...

[likewinning]

And hints are not allowed, are they.