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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

un: vierge // dn: odette

[cardsharked]

Vegetable, animal, mineral?

less one game's enough for you, in which case lemme grab a drink so I can kick back and watch.

1/2

[refiguered]

Figue is typing...

Figue is typing...

Figue is typing...

Figue has been rate limited.

[refiguered]

This is getting ridiculous.

[cardsharked]

Tough crowd.

Shame about your bodies though. Hope you can get those back soon.

[refiguered]

It's been a while since we didn't have a solid form.

How strange to think I miss it.

[cardsharked]

Don't think it's all that weird, actually. It's easy to get attached to interacting with the world a certain way.

This body took a lotta work even if it's busted. I'd probably flip out if I got chucked into a mainframe instead and lost out on the senses that make it worth it.

[Hm, well, if you don't acknowledge you said more than you thought you did, sometimes it's smooth sailing. But she knows plenty of assholes who'd seize on every word getting smeared all over this chat.]

What dyou miss the most?

[refiguered]

I'm not quite certain what you mean by "busted", but...

I think I miss being able to speak with people. Interacting in a more personal way, that is.

[cardsharked]

[tch.]

Means exactly what it says. Sometimes things just get broken.

Same goes for people. [TCCCCCCHHHHHH, ANYWAY -]

That ain't surprising. There's a lot of nuance talking to somebody face-to-face we can take for granted. I'm no luddite, but being wired in 24/7's gotta be exhausting. All that kissing looks better when the alternative is loneliness.

[refiguered]

I think it's fine to want some sort of middle ground...

Well, ideally we'll be out of here soon.

[cardsharked]

Only if you're one of those "do things in moderation" types. Take it you're not the kissing's biggest fan either.

That's the spirit. Keep your chin up and you'll be free in no time. For now, why don't you start telling me everything you like about your cute sister to pass the time?

[Maybe they'll hit something she can't talk about and can work backwards from there, but Odette's not about to reveal her possible strategy out loud.]

[refiguered]

Cute...

Well, I like her decisiveness. She may come across as abrasive at times, but she's perceptive of what people need. She's also incapable of not helping others, though her reasons for doing so will definitely differ.

[cardsharked]

Funny you say that. Never really took her for abrasive, myself. [Hah... maybe she just sees something in Ringo's personality that's either familiar or more understandable than she wants to let on.] Guess she's just got a strong personality.

Her reasons differ from yours, or is she always finding a different reason to help out others?

[hexensabbat]

[Figue already tried, so she sighs.]

Glad you're having fun, at least.

Sup, Odette?

[cardsharked]

Sup

Honestly I was getting kinda bored so this should keep me going for a while.

Gonna rethink my approach to digging up dirt on Bennet now, which was mostly making Astarion the fall guy. I can do better than that.

[hexensabbat]

[She is absolutely cracking up in The Void.]

Oh yeah? I wanna hear about these better plans of yours. Not in this channel of course. Maybe by over drinks sometime... or DM if we don't get outta here any time soon.

[cardsharked]

You got it. You were just getting started, so it'd be kinda too bad to see you cut off now.

Think we can rule out any words related to height, so that's a start. You'd be more embarrassed about it.

[hexensabbat]

[wow]

I can't confirm or deny anything or I'll get rate limited some more but also.

Wow.

Rude.

[cardsharked]

Problem? I'm just going off the information I got here. You wanna tell me off, I'm sure you can get creative enough to do so. Think it'd be cute if you did.

[hexensabbat]

Huh, really? You'd like me telling you off? Doesn't that make you a masochist of some kind?

[She seems amused, though.]

[cardsharked]

That what it is? I just think anyone who can get the drop on me is worth my attention. Put enough effort into scaring the shit out of people and it turns out most everyone's scared shitless of you, who knew? Figured if anyone could come up with something good, it might be you.

[hexensabbat]

Ohhhh, so it's like that, huh? Cool. Sounds good to me.

Well I can definitely say that you don't scare me at all. The fact that you'd put up a really good fight just makes you even more interesting, you know? I'd love to have a good spar sometime. We could do hand-to-hand.

As for some sick burns...

I save those for the people who deserve 'em.

[cardsharked]

Huh, you really think I don't deserve it, a wicked villain like me? I guess you'll find out when we go head-to-head. I'll hold you to it. so no hiding out on the web forever.

I assume that body of yours comes with some tricks up its sleeve, but I've only got the muscle and the raincheck on dying going for me. [That is a thought she didn't want to get out of her fingers, and she pivots the conversation afterward.] We'll see who comes out on top of it.

Go on and tell me some of the stuff you like about your sister, too. [She'll see if any rate-limits show themselves, just like she's planning to with Figue.]

1/3

[hexensabbat]

I really, really think so. So you've got an uphill battle to change my mind.

[... Raincheck on dying? Odette pivots so quickly that Ringo's pretty sure it wasn't meant to be said. Which means she won't do her the disservice of asking about it now.]

Anyway, let's talk about some of this stuff later. I'm holding you to that too, okay?

But right, let's see... Figue...

She's the level-headed and calm one. She plays mission control when the rest of us are out on the field, and trust me, we'd be up a creek without her there. I appreciate her sensibility but honestly, she's not as logical as she tries to act, especially when it comes to

2/3

[hexensabbat]

🍎 is typing...

🍎 is typing...

🍎 is typing...

🍎 has been rate limited.

3/3, a few minutes later

[hexensabbat]

It was worth a try.