caelumserver | insert foot into mouth

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

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Clearly. It's alright, have another go, try again.

I'll give you the space to fix it.

Well... is there anything you want me to call you?

[ Dangerous question. ]

I wanna be a big sis too!

[Of course.]

Hm... hm.................... big sis Ringo, huh...

Nope, it just doesn't sound right!

WHAT.

WHY NOT.

You've got way more of a little sister vibe about you!

Whaaaaat? I do not!!

Wahahaha, sorry! But I bet big sis Figue would agree with me!

[ DON'T THROW HER UNDER THE BUS LIKE THAT? ]

She would not!

She would say "we were born at exactly the same time, which makes us the same age", or something like that!

Why not ask her and see?

Fine! I will!

[ Waits patiently... ]

[ dutifully. Can you feel the exasperation in her TEXT-- ]

Ringo may be the more reckless between the two of us, but we were born at exactly the same time, which makes us the same age.

[ Undaunted: ]

Non, it's all about vibes! Doesn't she have the vibe of a carefree younger sibling? And you, the responsible older one?

And your vibes are the youngest sibling so you don't have any say in what my vibes are!

She has a point.

Not you too! [ BOY DID THIS BACKFIRE ON HIM ]

[heheheh.]

See! We're on the same page! Maybe I'm not Figue's older sister, but we're definitely both your older sister.

[ FIRST HE'S CALLED A GRANDPA NOW THIS ]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Aw, it's okay, lil bro! Embrace it!

[ lil bro................... if the paladins ever see this, he's toast. ]

You DO know I'm a king, right? [ Because everything he's done up until now has been so kingly?? ]