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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[survivaltricks]

[. . .]

i wasn't going to reply to this.

[boneface]

we should probably stop talking about akechi in public even tho ur absolutely right and i agree w u

[survivaltricks]

i don't know. i kind of want to keep going.

it's a good punishment for all the shit he's pulled.

[boneface]

our pure unfiltered thoughts on ur biggest rival for all the world to see............ hes def gonna kill us

[survivaltricks]

nah. he's already tried that. we're like cockroaches.

[boneface]

true. he likes us too much to actually kill us lol

[survivaltricks]

his little grinch heart has grown four sizes since the last murder attempt.

[boneface]

a perfect analology

[survivaltricks]

thank you, thank you. i'm good at those.

[laevateinns]

i don't like either of you

i do like both of

i'm going to kill you i swear

i won't but

ST O P

[ AAAAGGGHHHHH ]

[boneface]

maybe u should put ur phone down

[laevateinns]

maybe you should shut the fuck up and mind your own business and

[boneface]

and?

[laevateinns]

And if you don't I'll make you regret it.

[boneface]

im not scared of u

[laevateinns]

you probably shouldn’t be yeah i don’t really want to hurt you (most of the time) and i’d have no real reason to anyway and i think you’re right i think i’m going to put my phone down now