insert foot into mouth

[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

🍎
Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

🍎
Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

🍎
Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[hexensabbat]

Hey, now there's a good idea.

Someone's using his noggin!

[survivaltricks]

thanks. i'm a genius.

we're starting with that word by the way.

[hexensabbat]

What, "genius"?

I'm not sure how much Figue and I will be able to play given we can't type the word, but.

Super.

[survivaltricks]

it's worth a shot. maybe you can pick a word that ends with the letter your banned words start with.

ragdoll.

1/2

[hexensabbat]

🍎 is typing...

🍎 is typing...

🍎 is typing...




🍎 has been rate limited.

2/2, a couple minutes later

[hexensabbat]

Oh come ON.

[Too clever, Akira.]

[survivaltricks]

[WELL]

[WORTH A SHOT]

apple?

[hexensabbat]

Exciting!



Good guess, but no. I like the way you and Astarion think.

[survivaltricks]

i'm trying to earn that title of genius.

gargantuan.

[hexensabbat]

You've already got it as far as I'm concerned.

New.

[survivaltricks]

i hope it comes with a trophy. or at least a cool pin.

wooly

[hexensabbat]

... "wooly"? Really?

Yobibyte.

[survivaltricks]

what's wrong with the word wooly?

also what's a yobibyte.

endless.

[frankish]

I'll help too!

[ And since Akira explained how to play down below: ]

Spectacular!

[survivaltricks]

the more, the merrier.

[AND THE FASTER (hopefully) THEY CAN FIGURE OUT THE BANNED WORDS]

reindeer

[frankish]

Remarkable!

[survivaltricks]

extraordinary.

[frankish]

Yahoo!

[ Does... does that even count, ]

[survivaltricks]

[U KNOW WHAT. SURE]

octogenarian!

[what the fuck]

[hexensabbat]

[my dude]

You've got that kind of vocabulary and went for "wooly" with me?

[She is not letting this go.]

[survivaltricks]

[RINGO!!!]

i feel like "wooly" really offended you and i don't know why.

[hexensabbat]

You could've just done better!!

[frankish]

[ ok he has no idea what that means but: ]

Nifty!

[survivaltricks]

yorkshire.

[now we are talking about places]

[frankish]

[ HELLO? ]

Haha, hey, I knew someone from there! He was a really smart guy, too!

Oh, right, the game! Extraordinary! [ why are all your answers synonyms of each other ]