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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[ohthehumanities]

[Normally Kaveh's easy to rile up, but this is such a blatant show of lashing out that even with the no-filter curse Kaveh feels no need to respond to it seriously]

To be honest I didn't know that was possible

These devices are very different from what we have in Teyvat

[And Kaveh doesn't use Kameras much outside of work because they're kind of clunky and he can typically draw what he needs more quickly than setting one up, so. Where's Miss Charlotte Fontaineson when you need her...]

[laevateinns]

[ oh god even kaveh's onto him extra now...

but he hadn't even actually meant it in a rude way, for once! he was referring more to doubting that kaveh was the sort to try and get attention the same way as akechi; but a difference in technology could also be behind it. ]

What kind of devices do you have for communication? [ IF... ANY, ]

[ohthehumanities]

[Sweet Akechi. Unfortunately Kaveh is defensive to the point of wild paranoia so he just immediately interpreted it as an insult, but. It's fine. It's not Akechi's fault he's Pavlov-trained by SOME GREEN BUTTHEAD, which is definitely the cause here and not the fact that Kaveh thinks of himself as pathetically needy.]

Letters, mostly. I think some other devices are in development, and we have methods of recording, but they're not widespread for use as methods of communication.

[laevateinns]

[ "SWEET AKECHI..." that sure is a generous statement, but.

akechi would understand being trained by the people you're around most often, at least... as. well as feeling pathetically needy. ]

Letters... fascinating.

In my world technology has advanced enough that letters are considered an extremely old fashioned method of communication, usually left for bills or advertisements or something. Rarely would you write a letter to an acquaintance.