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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[survivaltricks]

what's wrong with the word wooly?

also what's a yobibyte.

endless.

[hexensabbat]

Just wasn't expecting it from you.

It's 1,208,925,819,614,629,174,706,176 bytes. [obvs]

Slander.

[survivaltricks]

do i seem more like a silk kind of guy?

radiant.

[hexensabbat]

Nah, not really. Wasn't expecting us to go into textiles at all to be honest.

Teamwork!!

1/2

[survivaltricks]

when the possibilities are endless, i'm trying any and everything.

also phantom thieves

[survivaltricks]

[WAIT. . . NO. INNER MIND DON'T BETRAY HIM LIKE THIS!!]

i mean kitkat!

[hexensabbat]

[omg]

Cute. You lose, but in a very cute way.

They're your team, huh?

[survivaltricks]

[khhhhh. EMBARRASSING!! but fortunately, in a way that Akira doesn't mind. he could talk about his phantom thieves forever!!]

yeah, they are.

they're extremely precious to me.

[hexensabbat]

Awwww! That's so nice!

My team is too. But I think they'd make faces if I said something like that to their faces.

Hopefully your team's a little better about affection.

[survivaltricks]

[heh]

you should try just to see what happens. i bet it'll be priceless.

[hexensabbat]

Oh, I already know what'll happen. Arrow will be all bashful. Milady will gag and make jokes about how she'd have already killed all of us if not for the fact that we're useful. Figue would be embarrassed and Saizo would crack a joke to try to lighten the atmosphere, but it would just remind Arrow and Milady that they have a love-hate relationship.

[survivaltricks]

it's kind of cute that you have them all pegged.

then you should do it just so you can take a picture.

[hexensabbat]

Duh! They're my team. Of course I do. Don't you?

But yeah, I'll be sure to do that.

Jsyk, Arrow's kind of like your Ryuji, just more grown up. Same cute puppy dog personality, though.

[survivaltricks]

of course i do.

[she's the leader, isn't she. . .? he can tell just from this short exchange]

and a smile that could light up the universe?

[hexensabbat]

[gay]

Uhhhhh I don't feel like that about Arrow, but his smile is pretty charming I guess, yeah.

[survivaltricks]

[yeh]

well, ryuji is my best friend, so of course i feel that way.

["best friend"]

[hexensabbat]

Weird. I figured me and Arrow are pretty good friends, but I don't really feel the need to wax poetic about his smile.

[survivaltricks]

[. . . . . . .]

maybe you should try it one day.

[hexensabbat]

[... Pictures Arrow's smile.

.....]

Uhhhh... his smile's... bright like the sun shining off of a Melon Frost.

It's nice when he laughs because he's usually the only one who laughs at normal, non-sadistic things.

Uhhh...

[What else goes here.]

No homo. [Nailed it.]

[refiguered]

[ HER FACE IS IN HER HANDS. ]

[hexensabbat]

[wow]

Aw, c'mooon. It wasn't that bad, was it?

[refiguered]

What do you mean "no homo"?? You aren't male, Ringo!

[ IT WAS BAD. ]

[survivaltricks]

[. . . NO HOMO??? RINGO!!!!]

[he has a lot to say but the first thing that catches his attention is. . .]

melon frost?

[hexensabbat]

Yeah, like.



Hee ho.

[survivaltricks]

[. . . . . . . . HANG ON]

[WHAT THE FUCK]

[WHAT THE FU--]

jack frost, what happened to you?