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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

🍎
Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

🍎
Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

🍎
Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

un: jnuy

[feyfound]

[ sOMEONES ARE IN NEED OF A RESCUE? ]



hello intrepid guests
you are trapped in our little phony thigsn?
if i smash mien into bits
will that set you free also

[hexensabbat]

[oh my god honey no

she forgot what level of tech savvy they were working with here.]

Yes, we're trapped, but please don't smash your phone!

You'll probably need that and also it won't help.

un: astarion

[astarion]

purple!!

[He's helping.]

[hexensabbat]

[She is absolutely cracking up at Figue from in the server-verse.]

Good try good try!! Keep it up!

[refiguered]

[ oh. STOP LAUGHING, RINGO. ]

I really appreciate the enthusiasm and the effort, Astarion...

[astarion]

[Hey, it's a legitimate attempt, right.]

No? Hm, I suppose colors would have been too easy

A bit difficult for those of us who don't know you all that well. What about... library?

[feyfound]

aww okay
the hard way then...

oh!
it's like an adventruign puzzle!!!

can you give us a hint?

[refiguered]

[ you've... you got this one, Ringo. ]

[hexensabbat]

[no, it's funny]

[hexensabbat]

Yeah it's super rude, but par for the course, really. If it was easy, it wouldn't be much of a punishment, right?

Are we still working on Figue? True, she's kind of got that bookish vibe, right?

[astarion]

[sorry for him]

Of course, darling. I should hate for you to be trapped with no way out. I, of all people, know just how precious true freedom is.

Is it stuffy in there, by the way?

1/2

[hexensabbat]

🍎 is typing...

🍎 is typing...

🍎 is typing...




🍎 has been rate limited.

2/2, a couple minutes later

[hexensabbat]

Guess not. Sorry.

[refiguered]

It's not exactly cramped. It's more like... a bit of a void, except for the data and Ringo and myself.

[astarion]

Oh, no, that was for the both of you. As I understand it, an "AI" is like a walking, talking library. An automaton of knowledge.

But I suppose that wasn't it, either. Too broad, not individualized enough.

[hexensabbat]

Oooooh yeah that makes sense. I could see Figue explaining us that way.

[It's not wrong, just... very clinical. Classic Figue, really.]

Not quite though, yeah. This is really making me think I should've been even chattier with everyone.

[astarion]

Well, that sounds terrible, either way. Nothing of interest in that "data", though, while you're stuck in there and we're out here, trying to suss out your magical words?

[astarion]

Perhaps you might list some likes, hobbies, and what-have-you, or else we'll be here all day, spouting useless things like "apple."

[refiguered]

Believe me, I wish I could say we'd found something, but no. Nothing interesting, nothing incriminating, just...

Well, I'm not sure exactly what this code is that we can't tamper with, but hopefully it won't cause problems.

[ No problems, just no brain-to-mouth filter, it's fine. ]

[hexensabbat]

Listen, that's a legitimately good guess.

But yeah, alright, let's see... I don't feel like I've been around long enough to have hobbies? At least, not hobbies that are going to help out with this.

Sidequests? I dig a good sidequest. Especially if I'm getting paid for it.

un: skull, dn: ☠️RYUJI☠️

[boneface]

hahaha this is just like tron

[ is he legally allowed to make that reference? oh well, come at me, disney ]

[hexensabbat]

🏃🏃🏃 ️‍🔥😈🔥

[THROWBACK]

un: mister joker

[survivaltricks]

who wants to play shiritori?

[astarion]

[Surely this won't be a problem for anyone further down the line.]

Hells, why not another problem to add to the list? Between that and floating sprigs that incite violence, what's one more?

[Yeah, actually, now he's a little wary.]

[hexensabbat]

Hey, now there's a good idea.

Someone's using his noggin!