insert foot into mouth

[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[hexensabbat]

Whoa.

We did notice some weird data going on in here but I wasn't expecting that kind of side effect.

[boneface]

what so now the network makes u talk about whatever is going thru ur head that seems so stupid and kinda scary i dont think i want this

[hexensabbat]

Seems like it. Sorry about that.

Be nice to Figue by the way or I'll come kick your ass.

[Unclear if she would say that with or without this effect in place.

[boneface]

[ W O W ]

WHY WOULD I BE MEAN TO SOMEONE I DONT EVEN KNOWWWWW

[hexensabbat]

I don't know! You tell me!

[boneface]

if she was mean to me id prolly be mean to her back bc i dont like mean ppl like akechi BUT THATS IT

[ wow way to throw someone completely unrelated under the bus, ryuji ]

[hexensabbat]

[help, lol.]

Wow, you've got some beef with him?

[boneface]

i dont have beef with akechi i just think hes a really complicated guy who went through a bunch of really bad shit and has ended up w this broken personality where he doesnt know if he wants to be friends w me and akira or not bc his brain is telling him a bunch of bad things that arent true so im kinda sympathetic but it doesnt mean im gonna not give him shit when hes an asshole to me but thats just what friends are for ohhhh my god i wish i could stop typing hes gonna kill me when he sees i posted this on the network lol

[hexensabbat]

[holy shit]

Yeah, you're screwed.

[boneface]

help lol 😭

[hexensabbat]

You want me to get in between your beautiful friendship?

Please. I'd never.

[laevateinns]

[ what.

akechi reads this. then rereads it again. has a split second thought of standing up and going home after all, actually- before, ]

You’re a fucking idiot.

[boneface]

yeah thats fair this time

[ohthehumanities]

[(math lady meme)]

Are you the one who secretly took his photo??

[boneface]

[ HELP ]

NO???? i aint going around taking candid shots of pretty boys in my spare time wtf

[hexensabbat]

[mouths "pretty boys" to herself.]

[ohthehumanities]

[




...]

you sound different

[laevateinns]

[ also mouths "pretty boys" to himself ]

[laevateinns]

[ OH GOD akechi almost forgot about that. ]

No, I don't believe he's smart enough to know how to use a camera.

He's also, I think, too much of a genuinely decent and good person to enjoy posting photos of people without their consent like that-- although he might think the IDEA of doing it to me is funny, at least.

[ohthehumanities]

Didn't he post his own picture?

[No he did not

Also normally Kaveh would keep this to himself but he just can't stop himself from text-rambling apparently, so--]

It is a little bit funny but only sometimes not if you really don't like it

1/2

[survivaltricks]

[oh my god. he would ignore this but suddenly he feels compelled--]

he IS an asshole, for what it's worth, but an asshole that needs to have his head pat and for people to reaffirm that he's perfectly likable the way he is. because he is, even if he's a dick, i don't know why but the feral cat energy he has is actually kind of cute.

[survivaltricks]

[. . .]

i wasn't going to reply to this.

[boneface]

we should probably stop talking about akechi in public even tho ur absolutely right and i agree w u

[laevateinns]

[ what the fuck?? what the FUCK?? IS NOTHING SACRED??? can you not simply be an awful dick (and uh everything else) without people saying you're LIKABLE and CUTE on a PUBLIC NETWORK? ]

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about

except you do

you probably know me more than

and



mkinjuhhhhhhjikl

[ akechi are you having a stroke ]

[survivaltricks]

[AKECHI ARE YOU HAVING A STROKE]

[by now Akira has realized there is some kind of weird compulsion effect going on here, similar to the mistletoe but not, oh god don't think about the mistletoe, DON'T THINK ABOUT THE MISTLETOE]

come on akechi.

let it all out.

we're here for ou.