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Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

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. . . i miss sophia

[:(]

MAN ME TOO WTF

can you imagine how she'd react if she came to this place and had bodies like figue and ringo?

she'd be so excited.

she could actually taste my coffee.

but she'd probably also have gotten herself stuck in the server.

both of these things are true yeah

i still wish she was here tho. wed get her out of the server like were trying to get figue and ringo out!! itd be fine eventually

eventually!

. . . i wish everyone was here. i wasn't ready for summer vacation to end.

me either man i miss all of them.

tho im glad i have u at least

[. . . heh. well. . .]

you'll always have me.

no matter how far apart we are.

good

[ oh no his fingers keep typing ]

idk what id even do without u ur like my anchor my lifeline my number one. i know were gonna have to be apart for a while bc ur going back to ur home town and im gonna go for physical therapy but maybe we can go to the same college together we could get a tiny little studio together and be roommates and take care of each other and itd be amazing wouldnt that be so good fuck im talking too much again

[. . .]

[. . . normally, he'd laugh off Ryuji's touchingly sincere (and. . . probably intentionally platonic, despite how it sounds) words with a laugh and a joke about a silly chore wheel! or maybe some other jibe about what kind of roommates they'd be (the kind who treated picking out toilet paper VERY SERIOUSLY). but. . .]

[not this time!1]

[this time, his fingers begin to betray him, and mister joker is typing. . . pops up on the screen and is deleted several times over]

[before one message finally comes through]

v

[WHAT]

[ Ryuji doesn't know what compelled him to type all that. Probably what's compelling the rest of them to say the things that they're saying. So he feels a little flustered having spilled his more... private desires to Akira. It was just so mushy!! And he tries not to be that mushy, especially in public!!

But look, he's feeling weird too because of certain mistletoe shenanigans and maybe he's a little caught in his feelings. IT'S OKAY. IT'S WHATEVER. ]

[ wow he sure waited a long time in panic for a... v ]

ok?

[I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. I'M SOOOOOO SORRY RYUJI!! YOU DESERVE BETTER!!!]

[whatever Akira was struggling with though, he seems to have it. . . a bit under control, because the next thing he sends is not the gushing waterfall of emotion that suddenly poured out of the tips of his fingers and onto the keyboard]

sorry typo.

but also.

. . . i'd really like that.

[there's so much more he can say, so much more he WANTS to say, but he refuses!! to do it!! on a public network!]

[ bless your self-restraint, akira. meanwhile, ryuji has none. which is why his reply is still just as sappy even though he doesn't mean for it to be. ]

id really like that too!! i just really like u, man. like a lot. so much. hahaha

[ ugh stop typing stop typing stop typing ]

GOD I REALLY GOTTA STOP TYPING SO MUCH HUH