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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[ohthehumanities]

They are, but I didn't mean to write that...

[Reading through the other comments now, though...

What in the world is going on in here]

What in the world is going on in here wait no not again I meant to ask if you're sure there's no other way to get you out

[hexensabbat]

[Oh Kaveh's stream-of-consciousness is cute.]

Well, if anyone's got any bright ideas that don't involve more hacking, I'm all ears. Otherwise someone else might end up stuck in here with us.

Also yeah, wild, isn't it?

[ohthehumanities]

what is hacking anyway is that like taking apart the devices I wonder if I could get the tools to do that is there a book in the library for it library floor needs dusting STOP TYPING

[Have you ever seen a person fight themselves so violently]

[hexensabbat]

[Oh my god Kaveh]

Less physical. Not hardware, software. Boy, you've got a lot going through your head, huh?

[ohthehumanities]

I don't know why this keeps happening once my fingers are on the letters they won't stop moving!!!

[hexensabbat]

Weird, right?

Sorry about that.

That's probably also our fault.

[ohthehumanities]

It's alright, I'm willing to blame the hotel more than you two. We'll just have to figure out how to get you out of there as quickly as we can.

[hexensabbat]

Appreciate it!

At the rate Giselle is going, we'll get there soon enough.