insert foot into mouth

[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[hexensabbat]

Well! Sounds to me like we need to do some showing off soon. And maybe a good spar.

[survivaltricks]

[she can't see it, but he is immediately perking up when she mentions a spar. he is more than happy to have found someone else to practice with]

there's no better way to show off your skills than through a good fight, is there?

you're on.

[hexensabbat]

Nice! Let's do it, then.

As soon as we get outta here.

[survivaltricks]

still working on that one.

. . . hacker?

[hexensabbat]

Good try.

That's not it, but I like the train of thought.

Ughhhh I wish I could give hints. 😾

[survivaltricks]

[. . . hmmmm. hmmm!]

computer? database? gigabyte? binary code? keyboard? monitor? screen?

a few minutes later...

[hexensabbat]

You're from one of the higher tech worlds, huh?

Anyway, I'm free. 👍

Mine was humanity.

[survivaltricks]

[. . . . . . . . i]

[having learned about her what he just learned. . . of course it was. his smile is wry, even if she can't see it]

'higher tech' doesn't seem right when i can imagine things way more futuristic, but we do have computers and things.

where are you now?

[hexensabbat]

You've got to understand that my bar has been lowered here to "knows what a computer is".

Anyway, I was in my room but now I'm popping out for a drink or something. Wanna join me?

[survivaltricks]

touche.

and absolutely, i do. how do you like coffee?

[hexensabbat]

I'm a fan so long as it's not too bitter. I'm always down to try more blends, though.

Where to?

[survivaltricks]

[INSERT FLOOR HERE. IDK WHICH FLOOR HAS A CAFE]

meet you in ten?

[hexensabbat]

I'll be there.

[And with that, off she goes! To [insert floor here]!

I'm gonna wrap this thread so I can tag you on the event instead.]