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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

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Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

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Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

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Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[hexensabbat]

They are not. You're so full of it.

Unless you're really trying to say King Ptolemy V Epiphanes had nothing of value to say.

[unliminal]

i'm gonna be real with you
i don't know shit about the rosetta stone

[hexensabbat]

That's... less of a surprise than it should be.

[unliminal]

the rosetta stone isn't gonna save my students from a cursed spirit attack

[hexensabbat]

Nooo judgment. You brought it up, not me.

You're a teacher, huh? Somehow... weirdly, I can see it.

[unliminal]

of course you can
because i'm the best damn teacher around!

[hexensabbat]

Yeah? Live testimonials from not paid actors?

[She's just teasing. It's... cute to see him fired up about something, even if it swung right back around to his ego again.]

[unliminal]

[ Most things usually do...that's his real power. ]

hell yeah but you gotta take my word for it
they'll all working hard so none of them are here right now!

[hexensabbat]

Shame. I'd love to meet them and ask them about you.

Maybe some other time.

[unliminal]

you know
i'd really love that too