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[hexensabbat]

Username/Display Name: un: antikythera/dn: 🍎 | un: figuerative/dn: Figue
Server Channel: #SOS
Time: Early morning

🍎
Heyyyy guys, Ringo and Figue here. We’ve got news!

Figue
Unfortunate news. I’m very sorry, but Ringo and I tried to hack into the server in order to try and obtain some answers or at least tamper with the code to prevent things like Astarion’s post from pulling unauthorized photographs of the guests, but…

It seems to have… backfired.

🍎
Yeah, so… Figue and I are kind of… stuck right now? Like. In the server. We have actual bodies so this shouldn’t even be possible, but you all know how “impossible” and “this hotel” go together.

Figue
It seems we’re unable to escape on our own without a specific word assigned to each of us being typed into the server. However, it’s considered to be “banned” and therefore we’re unable to tell you what those words actually are.

Additionally, the data itself is behaving abnormally. Please be careful.

🍎
Anyway, we’re counting on you guys! Thanks in advance! 🙏
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ooc: So Figue and Ringo fucked around and found out! They snooped into the server and have now been sucked into said server. They’re stuck in there until someone types the “banned” word associated with each of them. Pls help.

Additionally, their hacking has temporarily ruined the server for everyone else a little. Per Squee, everyone will find that when they try to type into the server, they’ll end up spilling their true thoughts instead of whatever they were going to say. Their brain to fingers filter has been removed.

We can all play with this to whatever extent we want to! It’ll linger intermittently for a few days, and then taper off, and your character’s account can just be totally unaffected if you want them to be.

feel free to threadjack and use this post as a mingle for spilling-your-characters'-guts shaped shenanigans! Figue and Ringo will pop in here and there too. ♥

Comments

[survivaltricks]

[U KNOW WHAT. SURE]

octogenarian!

[what the fuck]

[hexensabbat]

[my dude]

You've got that kind of vocabulary and went for "wooly" with me?

[She is not letting this go.]

[survivaltricks]

[RINGO!!!]

i feel like "wooly" really offended you and i don't know why.

[hexensabbat]

You could've just done better!!

[survivaltricks]

do you want a new word? something else that starts with 'w?'

like wunderkind?

[hexensabbat]

Heyyy, see, that's a good one!

[survivaltricks]

i'm glad the word has met your approval.

[hexensabbat]

[🍎 has reacted with 👍]

[survivaltricks]

[mister joker has reacted with 👍]

[TO HIS OWN COMMENT?]

[frankish]

[ ok he has no idea what that means but: ]

Nifty!

[survivaltricks]

yorkshire.

[now we are talking about places]

[frankish]

[ HELLO? ]

Haha, hey, I knew someone from there! He was a really smart guy, too!

Oh, right, the game! Extraordinary! [ why are all your answers synonyms of each other ]

1/2

[survivaltricks]

[I'M LOSING IT]

phantom thieves!

[survivaltricks]

[. . . WAIT]

sorry, that's not what i meant to type. yellow!

[frankish]

No, no, go back! Phantom thieves? That's so... so...

[ Long pause. Sweat, crime boy. ]

AWESOME!!

[survivaltricks]

[omg. . .]

yeah we are pretty awesome.

it's hard not to think about them when i heard words like "extraordinary."

[frankish]

That's me with my paladins! They're the bravest, coolest, awesomest bunch of idiots you'll ever meet!

[ One of those things is not like the other. ]

Even if they aren't here right now, they're always with me in spirit. I bet it's like that for you too!

[survivaltricks]

[BUNCH OF IDIOTS. . . this guy must also be a Leader (TM). only leaders refer to their teams in that manner]

. . . yeah. it is.

[he can't help but smile fondly on the other side of the phone]

i kind of wish they were all here, though. they'd have fun in this place.

[frankish]

In that case, you just need to have enough fun for all of them!

[ But he gets it. Especially considering his are — sort of dead. ]

I don't think we've talked before. I'm Charlemagne, but most people just call me Charlie!

[survivaltricks]

akira. it's nice to meet you, charlie.

[. . . wait--]

charlemagne. . . like the roman emperor?

[being a persona user, akira has researched his history and mythology!]

[frankish]

A little like that, yeah! Though people usually focus on the "Father of Europe" bit.

[survivaltricks]

were your parents a big fan?

[lmao]

[frankish]

I think they named me before it got popular!

[survivaltricks]

[. . .]

[. . . . . .]

[. . . . . . . . . .]

are you the original charlemagne? the actual guy from history???

[frankish]

Ouch. Can you not make me sound super old...?