a bored teen walks into a discord server

[boneface]

Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️ RYUJI ☠️
Server Channel: #general
Time: like super late at night for some ungodly reason

two qs

1 why do ppl keep typing letters on here like anyones gonna read all that

2 has anyone tried to break the hotel

Comments

un: mister joker

[survivaltricks]

if you're going for vandalism why not try spray paint

and also be kind to the cleaning staff

[boneface]

do u think theyll give me spray paint if i ask

also ur right i dont want to be mean to them one of them came me a hard candy yesterday

[survivaltricks]

they will if they want a five-star yelp review

vandalize responsibly and also was it shaped like a finger

[heh]

un: elderflower

[airdnd]

[ also responding like super late at night for some ungodly reason ]

Skull:

Writing letters are what many of us here are used to. I'm still adjusting, myself.

I have two questions of my own:
1. Why do you ask if anyone has tried to break the hotel?
2. What exactly do you mean by breaking the hotel?

Please do not try to break the hotel.

-S.H.

[boneface]

[ hell yeah team night owl ]

dear sh-san

ive never written a letter before in my life. like the ones u send in the mail to ppl. i guess i did for elementary school bc they try to teach u those kind of things but its never been a thing id had to do like i just text ppl lol why wouldnt u just text someone

as for ur qs i mean bc its not like theres any restrictions here or anything so maybe someone can just blow something up or break a wall or just mess w shit or w/e. theres gotta be someone who would push to see where the limits are is all im saying

whats it to u if someone tries to break the hotel ur not the one cleaning it

signed,
ryuji

[airdnd]

Because we don't have a way to "text" someone like you do, until arriving here. Where I and a few others here are from, there are magic spells to make communication easier, too, but nothing like this.

I hope you can be patient with folks like us; there are a lot of adjustments to be made coming to a place like this.

In regards to "breaking the hotel," I don't doubt that there aren't more than a handful of guests who would be interested in exploring this - but while I'm not the one responsible in this case, at the end of the day, someone is going to have to be. It just doesn't seem fair to the staff. Maybe they're used to this kind of thing, but that doesn't make it any less frustrating to deal with.

[ Not that she'd know anything about that... haha... ]

un: 🍎

[hexensabbat]

Aw, I think the tl;dr blocks of text are kind of charming.

[boneface]

its not how ur supposed to use it tho

[hexensabbat]

They'll pick it up, don't worry so much. You're gonna give yourself grey hairs if you worry over stuff like how people are using a hotel server.

un: weavewizard

[netherese]

[Oh look, it's one of those letter-writing ye oldes!]

For many of us, brevity is something of a challenge, given that we're used to having to rely on ink and parchment. One must take advantage of such a situation and include as much information as possible in a single missive. This server business is certainly an adjustment.

Second, would you be so kind as to define what you mean by 'break' in this context?

Sincerely,
Gale of Waterdeep

[boneface]

[ he should have expected this, truly. ]

ink and parchment?????? like from the sengoku era or smthn??????/ god u must be old

and i mean like set fire to stuff or take a sledgehammer to a wall. stuff ud usually get in trouble for

sincerely,
ryuji of tokyo

un: satorumon

[unliminal]

1. no, tldr

2. break in what way? literally or metaphysically?

[boneface]

i was thinking literal but now im curious

how would u break the hotel metaphsicaly

un: latrodectus

[vecna]

For some of us, this technology is well beyond what we're used to. Of course a few people will treat it like writing letters.

[But whatever. More interestingly:]

Are you thinking of breaking the hotel?

[boneface]

[ give him a minute to stare at your username first, henry. he's so confused... what a big word. ]

yeah im realizing that. its kind of sad, imagine not having a phone

[ ok mr gen z, move on ]

well i wanna know the limits is all like how far can u go before u get in trouble

un: steinbeck

[recluserose]

The espresso machine is already broken and I'd appreciate it if nothing else was while we're on vacation.

[boneface]

if u could choose anywhere in the world to go for vacation where would u go

un: headmaid, dn: Giselle

[fixtures]

[ she can't figure out how to get those little skull pictures to appear... hopefully he won't be offended if she omits them!! ]

RYUJI,

As per your first question, many of us come from a time where it is proper to address others in this way, particularly when you are first writing to them. You will find that there are guests from all different eras and places here, with all kinds of customs.

And as for your second question, do you have a reason for wanting to break the hotel?

Regards,
Giselle

[boneface]

[ he has a moment of wondering why she wrote his name in all caps until he realizes it's 100% his fault. hm. but it's such a cool display name...... ]

so its like new york city

[ ryuji no ]

i dont have a reason tho. im just curious. this place doesnt give us any rules but theres gotta be rules right otherwise how would it function

oh and u have a pretty name giselle-san!!!!

un: Bucciarati

[unfastens]

1. There are a lot of people around who aren't used to the technology.

2. Do you have a reason to break it?

[boneface]

i feel bad for them

and no i just was wondering, this place is super weird so i was wondering what the rules were tbh

un: summer

[icyspicy]

There was an unfortunate incident with an espresso machine not long ago.

[ "Unfortunate." "Incident." Sure, Jan. ]

I received a note from the staff telling me the cost of the machine is now on my bill. A bill I have no idea how to pay, mind you.

[boneface]

[ look he definitely read... some ... of the post on the espresso incident. he wasn't gonna read All That but yknow. tl;read some. ]

kinda seems dumb to charge us for things when they invited us in the first place. like do they even take yen???

un: paradisaea

[ohthehumanities]

[Ignores the rest of this to focus on the important part:]

Why? Are you planning to break something?

[Suspicious...]

[boneface]

[ help, no one knows how to have a good time ]

if its funny maybe