a bored teen walks into a discord server

[boneface]

Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️ RYUJI ☠️
Server Channel: #general
Time: like super late at night for some ungodly reason

two qs

1 why do ppl keep typing letters on here like anyones gonna read all that

2 has anyone tried to break the hotel

Comments

[boneface]

:(

wait have u met a vampire???

[hexensabbat]

Yeah a couple.

These things happen sometimes.

[boneface]

tell me EVERYTHING




please

[hexensabbat]

It's kinda a long story to type out, you know. Maybe another time, when we're face to face, over drinks.

Wait, you're not underage, right?

[boneface]

im eighteen!!!! im an adult now!!!!

[hexensabbat]

[Is that the drinking age for humans



she doesn't remember. Sounds legit enough.]

Okay. I'll tell you the story over drinks sometime, then.

[boneface]

[ oh thank GOD. his first ~~~~hang out and talk over drinks. he's so excited. ]

hell yeah itll be sooooooo much fun and i can learn everything abt vampires

have u met werewolves too

[hexensabbat]

No werewolves, sorry. Lots of other types of demons, though.



Weird that we skipped werewolves, now that I think about it.

[boneface]

demons?? like from hell??? hell exists???

[hexensabbat]

[...... heh.]

Yeah, and naughty humans go there when they die. To the deeeeepest, daaarkest pits.

[boneface]

[ NOOOOOO ]

ur fucking w me

[hexensabbat]

🏃🏃🏃 ️‍🔥😈🔥

[boneface]

hell is too heavy a topic to be conveyed w emojis!!!!!!!!

[hexensabbat]

You're pretty squishy and emotional, huh?

[boneface]

i am solid n logical

[hexensabbat]

Solid what

[boneface]

solid AND logical OKAY

[hexensabbat]

[She wasn't making fun of his typing but this is much funnier to her.]

Okay

Got it 👌

Good job being solid and logical

[boneface]

[ HUFF HUFF... HE'S NOT SQUISHY!!! ]

thank u

[hexensabbat]

squishy

[boneface]

YOU!!!!!!!!!

[hexensabbat]

[heheheheheheh



she leaves him on read.]