a bored teen walks into a discord server

[boneface]

Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️ RYUJI ☠️
Server Channel: #general
Time: like super late at night for some ungodly reason

two qs

1 why do ppl keep typing letters on here like anyones gonna read all that

2 has anyone tried to break the hotel

Comments

[survivaltricks]

that's true. your aesthetic is more rowdy golden retriever.

[boneface]

im not even insulted by that. woof woof

[survivaltricks]

it was meant to be a compliment!

nyaha

[boneface]

careful morgana is rubbin off on u

next ull want ear scritches and belly rubs

1/2

[survivaltricks]

[is that the sound of something thunking against the wall in Akira's room]

[?????]

[survivaltricks]

[NAH IT IS JUST RYUJI'S IMAGINATION]

and then i'll sprout ears and whiskers and a tail and you'll know that i've truly been converted

[boneface]

that would be so cute.............

[survivaltricks]

keep an eye out next halloween

[CAT BOY AKIRA]

[boneface]

[ HIS FAVORITE ]

hell yes

[survivaltricks]

but you have to be a golden retriever

we'll match

paw pals

[boneface]

[ PAW PALS....... ]

thats ridiculous i love it. u will be a cute black kitty. ill be a golden retriever

maybe i can chase u around a bunch too hahahaha

[survivaltricks]

[. . . . . . . . . . . . stopping to consider what would happen if Ryuji ever stopped to consider the implications of the words that come out of his mouth]

[the world might implode, tbqh]

i didn't know we were going to start our own comedy act.

[hexensabbat]

[is this truly happening right in front of her discord salad]

👀😽👀

[survivaltricks]

[yeh]

[innocently]

are you offering

[hexensabbat]

you're too young for me, kiddo

Besides, seems like that's role's taken.

[survivaltricks]

[COMPLETELY STONE-FACED]

i'm more of a belly rubber than belly rub-ee





because i own a very demanding pet cat back home

[hexensabbat]

Whatever you say.

I'm rooting for you, jsyk.

Seems like you might need it.

[survivaltricks]

i have no idea what you're talking about

[he knows exactly what she is talking about. . .]

[hexensabbat]

😺

[whatever u say, mister joker.]

[boneface]

[ HEY ]

genuinely forgot everyone else could see this lol

[hexensabbat]

Friendly reminder we can all see your weird flirting.

[boneface]

its not weird

[ wait ]

its not flirting either!!!!!

[hexensabbat]

[yeah-huh.]

Right, well.

Don't forget to give your kitty all the scritches he needs. 😸

[boneface]

[ ahhhhhHHHHHHH HOW DOES HE REPLY TO THIS ]

i will

[ huff huff!!! ]

[hexensabbat]

[heheheh

leaves that on read.]