a bored teen walks into a discord server

[boneface]

Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️ RYUJI ☠️
Server Channel: #general
Time: like super late at night for some ungodly reason

two qs

1 why do ppl keep typing letters on here like anyones gonna read all that

2 has anyone tried to break the hotel

Comments

[netherese]

[He's turning to dust as they speak!]

I truly don't think that's something you need concern yourself with, though perhaps avoid going about causing wanton destruction, just in case.

[boneface]

[ goodbye sweet gale ]

but i rly wanna do it

[netherese]

Well, I can hardly fault anyone for burning curiosity.

[He, too, is one to fuck around and find out.]

[boneface]

[ hell yeah, team bad decisions! ]

i promise to tell everyone abt what happens so then ppl can know the consequences too esp if theyre "the hotel eats u" type of consequences

[netherese]

It would count as empirical research, of sorts. Very much hoping there's no devouring involved, though.

[He is, actually, a bit worried, but... he remembers what he was like as a teenager. The more someone warned him against something, the more he was bent on doing it, hence a number of exotic summonings.]

What sort of breaking did you have in mind, then?

[boneface]

[ ryuji has no idea what the word empirical means but he's not gonna ask. just move right along. ]

satorumon [ he means gojo. he just only knows his network name. ] recced this floor full of creepy animatronics. they might be haunted. were gonna set it on fire

[netherese]

[Sorry, Ryuji. He can't help himself.]

Haunted does rather sound worth burning. Just take care it doesn't spread. Inn fires are famously deadly.

[boneface]

aww well be fine!! theres gotta be some sort of safeguards in place or w/e right

i mean how can an entire floor be an OCEAN without the rest of the place flooding as well lol

[ famous last words ]

[netherese]

[FAMOUS LAST WORDS]

While I certainly do see your point, it would be most unfortunate to be surprised by suddenly having that theory disproven. The ocean floor is of the hotel's own making, so the rules may not be consistent for us.

All I'm saying is exercise due caution!