a bored teen walks into a discord server

[boneface]

Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️ RYUJI ☠️
Server Channel: #general
Time: like super late at night for some ungodly reason

two qs

1 why do ppl keep typing letters on here like anyones gonna read all that

2 has anyone tried to break the hotel

Comments

[boneface]

aw ok

[ thankfully ryuji is easily swayed...... ]

right?? there has to be rules to it. like ok u can order 1000 pies at the restaurant but no spray paint

[vecna]

Why would you order spray paint at a restaurant, anyway?

[boneface]

no

that

no

i mean no spray paint in the hotel?? well technically no ones told me i cant spray paint the hotel

why WOULD u order spray paint at a restaurant unless it was like spray cheese hey do u think they have spray cheese here

[vecna]

[Help. This is why we write clearly, Ryuji, so wires don't get crossed like this.]

I don't know. You mentioned rules. I thought you might have wanted to test what a restaurant would serve you if you felt strongly enough about it.

I wouldn't order spray paint at a restaurant, or spray cheese. Who sprays cheese?

[boneface]

[ who needs proper grammar? not this guy ]

what do u think the weirdest thing u can order is here?

and americans do. ive never had spray cheese but i read abt it on the internet

[vecna]

I'm American. I've never heard of spray cheese.

[What has capitalism done to society.]

This must be a newer invention.

[boneface]

[ what hasn't capitalism done ]

i read it on an article titled "25 weird things americans eat on a daily basis" but idk if it was accurate

maybe it wasnt if u dont know what it is

i guess the internet was wrong?

[vecna]

I have a feeling this is a difference of decades, actually.

We don't have the "internet", either.

[boneface]

[ give him a moment to put all the context clues together... ]

ur from the past???

[vecna]

I assume so. Comparatively speaking.

What year are you from?

[boneface]

2017! what about u

help that icon?

[vecna]

1986.

Looks like I have some catching up to do.

it's my "ryuji is just happy to be here" icon tbh

[boneface]

damn thats old. i can help u catch up i know a bunch of things about the future

do u know what a meme is

i love him for that

[vecna]

[He's not sure this is exactly the conversation he signed up for when he replied to this post.]

I don't. Is that relevant?

1/2

[boneface]

[ it's still about destruction. just this time it's the destruction of henry's dignity. ]

yes!!! theyre super important in the future. its how ppl talk to each other

like this is a meme

2/2

[boneface]

1/3

[vecna]

[What. Just...

???

What.]

[vecna]

[THINGS LIKE THIS... IS WHY HE CHOSE WORLD DESTRUCTION]

[vecna]

[Anyway,]

And that's supposed to communicate what, exactly?

[boneface]

hahaha uh

idk

[vecna]

Didn't you just say that memes are how people talk to each other?

1/2

[boneface]

yeah but sometimes memes are hard to explain in words

its abt how u feel when u see the image

like how do u feel when u see uhhhhhhh

2/2

[boneface]

[vecna]

[help]

Confused.

[Is he referring to the image or himself? Yes.]

Are all memes green monsters?

[boneface]

see there u go now ur getting it

and no green monsters are just v memeable. sometimes theyre dogs or cats