a bored teen walks into a discord server

[boneface]

Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️ RYUJI ☠️
Server Channel: #general
Time: like super late at night for some ungodly reason

two qs

1 why do ppl keep typing letters on here like anyones gonna read all that

2 has anyone tried to break the hotel

Comments

[survivaltricks]

but you have to be a golden retriever

we'll match

paw pals

[boneface]

[ PAW PALS....... ]

thats ridiculous i love it. u will be a cute black kitty. ill be a golden retriever

maybe i can chase u around a bunch too hahahaha

[survivaltricks]

[. . . . . . . . . . . . stopping to consider what would happen if Ryuji ever stopped to consider the implications of the words that come out of his mouth]

[the world might implode, tbqh]

i didn't know we were going to start our own comedy act.

[boneface]

[ imagine... what a world that would be ]

well take it on tour to osaka

[ it's the city of comedy for a reason right... right!!! ]

[survivaltricks]

[would it be a world where Ryuji realizes he is actually a pretty good flirt?? no that would give him too much power, he must continue to be nerfed across all universes]

and the regional specialty ramen is on you.

[boneface]

[ All this and he doesn't even need max charm...! Yeah, let's keep him nerfed. ]

eating me out of house and home already i see

[survivaltricks]

cats are high maintenance. i would know.

nya

[boneface]

this is me completely unsurprised for when the hotel turns u into actual catboy

[survivaltricks]

[oh my GOD]

i guess that would be a self-fulfilling prophecy

[boneface]

cant nya ur way outta that one

[survivaltricks]

if i ever have to be a cat then you do, too

best friends stick together

[boneface]

im a dog!!! im a dog!!!!!!!

[survivaltricks]

broaden your horizons, ryuji

[boneface]

i would be the worst catboy

[survivaltricks]

haha yeah.

it'd be funny.

[boneface]

u truly enjoy my misery huh

[survivaltricks]

heh