a bored teen walks into a discord server

[boneface]

Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️ RYUJI ☠️
Server Channel: #general
Time: like super late at night for some ungodly reason

two qs

1 why do ppl keep typing letters on here like anyones gonna read all that

2 has anyone tried to break the hotel

Comments

un: mister joker

[survivaltricks]

if you're going for vandalism why not try spray paint

and also be kind to the cleaning staff

[boneface]

do u think theyll give me spray paint if i ask

also ur right i dont want to be mean to them one of them came me a hard candy yesterday

[survivaltricks]

they will if they want a five-star yelp review

vandalize responsibly and also was it shaped like a finger

[heh]

[boneface]

im going to put ur head in a toilet

[survivaltricks]

[HEH!!!]

i don't know why. i've done nothing wrong ever in my life.

[boneface]

imagine if i believed u for even a second

[survivaltricks]

wow. i'm a cinnamon roll, skull

certified by the cinnamon roll academy and everything.

[what is he even saying]

[boneface]

[ thank god ryuji is on his level though ]

too good for this world, too pure?

[survivaltricks]

one day i will ascend to my rightful place on the cinnamon roll sweet and pure plane.

until then, i will endure your slanderous doubts.

[boneface]

ur rly dramatic u kno that

[survivaltricks]

i think i was a theater kid in my past life.

[boneface]

that would explain a lot

like the glasses

[survivaltricks]

what's wrong with my glasses??

[boneface]

u dont even need them u weirdo

u just wear them for the aesthetic

[survivaltricks]

they make me look smart. . .

[AESTHETIC IS IMPORTANT, RYUJI]

[boneface]

u literally are smart

[ ok sure ]

[survivaltricks]

you should try them on one day. then you'll understand.

[boneface]

but what if i look like a dork

[survivaltricks]

you say that like it'd be a bad thing.

[boneface]

im literally so attractive tho so what if being a dork makes that less

1/2

[survivaltricks]

[there is]

[a pause before Akira's reply]

[because he has to filter his response through the "too gay will make things awkward ryuji is probably not ready for that rabbit hole" filter]

[survivaltricks]

it wouldn't

[THERE THAT'S INNOCENT ENOUGH, RIGHT??]

[boneface]

[ sure ]

ur biased

[ wait how is he biased, ryuji?? have you figured something out— ]

cuz were best friends and u have to say that

[ oh nvm ]

[survivaltricks]

[IT'S A GOOD THING AKIRA IS JUST USED TO THIS LIFE]

you know, some people think dorks are cute.

[boneface]

well yeah otherwise how else would anyone find u cute

[ why do you have to immediately drag him, ryuji ]