a bored teen walks into a discord server

[boneface]

Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️ RYUJI ☠️
Server Channel: #general
Time: like super late at night for some ungodly reason

two qs

1 why do ppl keep typing letters on here like anyones gonna read all that

2 has anyone tried to break the hotel

Comments

[boneface]

i guess technically thats already true bc theres a bunch of old ppl here

[hexensabbat]

Yeah, maybe if you mean the 1490s, anyway.

[boneface]

god do u think theyre rly that old

[hexensabbat]

What, like hundreds of years old? No.

From that time period? Maybe.

[boneface]

oh

i was hoping i could meet someone immortal or smthn. like a vampire.

do u think vampires exist here i heard magic exists here

anyway it must be weird to go from the 1490s to now. maybe someone should teach them how to do things. like toilets?? they wouldnt have toilets would they

[ ryuji, maybe have like one thought instead of an entire stream of consciousness text message ]

[hexensabbat]

I'm not gonna talk about toilets in this channel with you, @ skull.

Anyway, why don't you shout it a little longer? Maybe a vampire will show up in the chat to make your day.

[boneface]

that makes it sound like ull talk about toilets w me if i dm u

and no im scared of vampires

[hexensabbat]

Depends, but probably not.

That's fair though. They can be pretty rude.

[boneface]

:(

wait have u met a vampire???

[hexensabbat]

Yeah a couple.

These things happen sometimes.

[boneface]

tell me EVERYTHING




please

[hexensabbat]

It's kinda a long story to type out, you know. Maybe another time, when we're face to face, over drinks.

Wait, you're not underage, right?

[boneface]

im eighteen!!!! im an adult now!!!!

[hexensabbat]

[Is that the drinking age for humans



she doesn't remember. Sounds legit enough.]

Okay. I'll tell you the story over drinks sometime, then.

[boneface]

[ oh thank GOD. his first ~~~~hang out and talk over drinks. he's so excited. ]

hell yeah itll be sooooooo much fun and i can learn everything abt vampires

have u met werewolves too

[hexensabbat]

No werewolves, sorry. Lots of other types of demons, though.



Weird that we skipped werewolves, now that I think about it.

[boneface]

demons?? like from hell??? hell exists???

[hexensabbat]

[...... heh.]

Yeah, and naughty humans go there when they die. To the deeeeepest, daaarkest pits.

[boneface]

[ NOOOOOO ]

ur fucking w me

[hexensabbat]

🏃🏃🏃 ️‍🔥😈🔥

[boneface]

hell is too heavy a topic to be conveyed w emojis!!!!!!!!

[hexensabbat]

You're pretty squishy and emotional, huh?

[boneface]

i am solid n logical

[hexensabbat]

Solid what

[boneface]

solid AND logical OKAY