a bored teen walks into a discord server

[boneface]

Username/Display Name: un: skull, dn: ☠️ RYUJI ☠️
Server Channel: #general
Time: like super late at night for some ungodly reason

two qs

1 why do ppl keep typing letters on here like anyones gonna read all that

2 has anyone tried to break the hotel

Comments

[ohthehumanities]

[...

Okay that's not a terrible point but also--]

Buildings can't eat people. Trust me, I would know if they could.

[boneface]

u make it sound like ur some building expert

do u have exp with magical space hotels???

[ohthehumanities]

[Well

technically no

But domains are kind of like magical space hotels, maybe???? So--

You know what let's just stick with the easy answer]

I'm an architect!

[boneface]

[ quickly... googles what an architect is... ]

oh so u ARE a building expert huh

why

[ ryuji, you don't just ask people why they're an architect ]

[ohthehumanities]

[HELP RYUJIIIIII YOU ARE SO DUMB (affectionate)]

Because it's important, of course! Don't you have something you're passionate about?

[boneface]

[ :3c ]

i like food and my friends

[ohthehumanities]

[That's. Well. He meant more like career prospects but you know what, sure, he will take this because it's a very sweet answer he doesn't want to discourage him.]

See? There you go. Some people who recognize the importance of food go on to become incredible chefs, or restaurant owners and the like. It's like that, only in my case, it's buildings.

[boneface]

[ thank you, kaveh, for not bursting his innocent and very stupid bubble ]

that makes sense! i guess u mustve been a real homebody growing up

[ ba dum tsh ]

[ohthehumanities]

[





Anyways........]

In a way, that's true. I travel quite a bit to be on-site during construction, but I don't leave Sumeru often.

[boneface]

sumeru? is that where u come from

[ohthehumanities]

That's right. Have you heard of Teyvat?

[He's assuming not, but maybe Ryuuji already spoke to the other Genshins here.]

[boneface]

nooo is that in europe

[ohthehumanities]

No, I've never heard of Europe. So we're from different worlds as well, then...

[boneface]

whoa
i barely know whats on earth so i cant imagine trying to learn whats on a different world lol
is teyvat a country or a planet

[ohthehumanities]

[I don't know the answer to this question so if this gets retconned and we uncovered new continents in the future, no it wasn't and no we didn't]

Teyvat is the name of my world. Sumeru is just one of several nations within it--we're bordered by Liyue, for example, and Fontaine is just across the sea.