first rule of fight club: snacks!

[betweenbadnworse]

Username/Display Name: boogiewoogie
Server Channel: #fight-club
Time: Oct 28th

Hey ho, all!

Won't take up too much of your time, promise! but I've been *itching* to get my fight on. Now I figure I can't be the only one feeling the urge to dance so I figure best use for this thing is to see if anyone else wants to knock each other around. No murdering or anything, just for fun.

Also anyone know if I can get the kitchen to do nibbles and all for it? I figure the only thing better than fighting for fun is fighting for fun and *snacks*. Drinks too!

Hit me up if you're interested!

Comments

un: astarion

[astarion]

you know, i did findd a "fight club" floor full of soap thatmight interest you.

Re: un: astarion

[betweenbadnworse]

Soap? Why soap?

I mean, we ought to wash up after or we'll all stink up the place but not during!

[astarion]

hells if i know, darling
no one took advantage of it at teh time,, that's for certain

[betweenbadnworse]

What floor is that anyway?

I was trying to figure out where we ought to meet.

[astarion]

[lol wait-]

SOrry, "we "?

[betweenbadnworse]

Not gonna tussle with myself!

Me and anyone interested!

Why, you looking to join in?

[astarion]

ooh, you see, i thought you meant ME
specifically

no, of course not!.

[betweenbadnworse]

Why not? I'd love to tussle with you! Bet your hair ruffles just as pretty as unruffled!

[astarion]

wellas much as i appreciate the flattery, I don't thnk I'm exactly fool enough to think you'l do much more than break me in half, karlach

i'm happy with watching

[betweenbadnworse]

What's the fun in that?

Come oooooon. I'd never break you in half, you know that, don't you?

[astarion]

of course i know you wouldn't on purpose.

[betweenbadnworse]

Are you implying I'd be so clumsy I'd do it by accident?

[astarion]

not clumsy,, no
just
enthusiastic

[betweenbadnworse]

Ha! Fair enough. Don't you worry. I'll keep my hands off.

[astarion]

I wouldn’t mind watchinh you though
throwing some bodies around

ill be cheering you on nonstop

un: vierge

[cardsharked]

Holy shit, where were you a few days ago?

Iunno how many fights you're going to get, but I'll punch your dance card so long as you're not planning on dropping a fireball on things immediately or something like that.

Re: un: vierge

[betweenbadnworse]

Not really my thing, soldier. What with not knowing much magic last a bit of speaking with animals.

Someone throwing fireballs? I'd figure that lot'd prefer the book club.

[cardsharked]

No one yet I know of, but I just threw it out there based on a calculated guess. If I'm gonna hold my own against those nerds I need the right conditions.

If you're just wanting a regular throw-down, though, I'll be your partner.

[betweenbadnworse]

I mean, someone pulls out a fireball most times, axe is fair game. Doesn't bother me much but I'm an odd duck.

Regular throw down's what I'm looking for, though.

[cardsharked]

Magic ain't really a thing, where I'm from, so I'm enjoying the exciting pure maiden experience for the time being. Given that logic, I should pull a gun on the next person who casts a spell at me. [To be fair, it does not seem as though she would have needed very much convincing to arrive at this conclusion.]

Anyway, that's what I wanted to hear. Don't need a reason to throw hands if the going's good. Just name the time and place for your reckoning.

un: weavewizard

[netherese]

I realize I am hardly your target audience for this venture, but I'm certain you'll find a number of people who will be amenable. I'll gladly offer my testimony, for what it may be worth! If they choose to spar with you, they'll be working with the best of the best.

Re: un: weavewizard

[betweenbadnworse]

Awww you charmer. Everyone here already figure out what a sweetheart you are? Cause if they don't know, I'll tell them!

[netherese]

Now, there's no need for any of that! I simply speak the truth, Karlach. It's good to see you settling in well.

[betweenbadnworse]

So am I! And you better be doing the same or we're gonna have to do something about it.

...say, you weren't the one hurling fireballs around, were you?

[netherese]

Not that I can recall, no, and I'm fairly certain I would remember! Where was this?

[betweenbadnworse]

Didn't figure so, but someone else said something about fireballs and of course I thought of you!

[netherese]

Well, I'm certainly capable, as you well know, but I only toss them about with good reason! I haven't had reason to do so since the ninja attack.

Having written that, I still can't quite believe it happened.

un: akihiko

[mazios]

I would LOVE to spar. I've been itching to find a good partner for it while I'm here, so if you'll have me I'd be happy to fight you.

Re: un: akihiko

[betweenbadnworse]

YES

FUCKING ACES

Awesome!!!!1!

What's your name, Soldier? Where do you want to meet?

[mazios]

Akihiko Sanada. You can call me Akihiko. I don't mind where we meet. I know there's a small gym on the first floor but I did find a larger gym floor with more equipment if that's of interest.

[betweenbadnworse]

Sweet! Lead the way, soldier! I'll try anywhere once.

[mazios]

How about we meet on the first floor and make our way from there?

[betweenbadnworse]

Perfect! I'll be down lickety split!

un: velluminous

[velluminous]

do you wwish to dance or to fight/

Re: un: velluminous

[betweenbadnworse]

...I have to choose one? Why?

Re: un: velluminous

[velluminous]

[ why is her typing so good? she has to get better...!

this next message takes a significant amount of time to come through: ] Not necesarily, no... WOndering, mostly. I take you mean dance euphemistically.

Re: un: velluminous

[betweenbadnworse]

Wait, did you think I meant fucking?

/2

[velluminous]

wgar

Re: un: velluminous

[velluminous]

Did you/?

[ STARTS SCROLLING UP (badly) TO REREAD THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE ]

Re: un: velluminous

[betweenbadnworse]

I mean, I didn't but I'm not against it either. Lots of euphemisms for dancing!

Re: un: velluminous

[velluminous]

I thought you were meaning dancing in lliteral way. Fighting... I am not so much good at.

Re: un: velluminous

[betweenbadnworse]

I wasn't but I wouldn't mind doing that either! I like dancing!

Re: un: velluminous

[velluminous]

[ oh? ]

Do you? So do I. Do you dance ballroom?

un: sole of the deep

[warmaid]

[Kokomi approves! This isn't that different to how several of her soldiers spend their time, after all.]

I'm not a fighter, but I can provide healing magic to people after the spars are over if necessary.

Re: un: sole of the deep

[betweenbadnworse]

Oh, that'd be useful! Didn't think to ask if there were any clerics around, probably should have.