The Doctor is IN

[healbuff]

Username/Display Name: un: rkwan/ river k.
Server Channel: #general
Time: Afternoon

YO HOTEL CAELUM WHAT IS UUUUUUPPPppp 🤟👊👏

For those of you who haven't met me, I'm River Kwan, 26/male/fit as hell. Just sayin' 'sup to my fellow guests and dishing out the real important news 😎

I've been sitting on it, but the circumstances with the lava and ice floors, make it pretty clear that major injuries are very likely if the hotel goes whack. No easy vacations for us 😔😔

But, I'm about to BLOW YOUR MINDS 🤯🤯🤯 You got a sprained ankle? Headaches? Experiencing weird symptoms? Any major broken bones or wounds from a possible skeleton army raising itself from Hell into space to destroy us all? Okay, that last bit is just me making shit up but you never know.

LUCKILY, I'm a healer. As long as you don't lose your limbs or other body parts, I can use my powers to heal any major injuries you may incur during your stay here. I'm also a licensed doctor (General Practitioner to be exact) so if you would like a basic physical and wellness check, look out for THIS handsome mug:



LMK if you have any questions! You can message me @ rkwan or find me in Room 302! Try not to lose any bodyparts, don't do major drugs, and make good choices 😘

Comments

[healbuff]

Uh, not a cleric!
And no using, at least not until you get me dinner first 🤣

[velluminous]

What is dinner having to do with it?

[healbuff]

Nothing, forget about it.

But we're clear, yeah? I'm a doctor with additional healing powers and I'm open for consultation or fixing up injuries.

[velluminous]

[ playing it cool and not at all petty and bitter: ] I seem to be in need of these things more than one is normally expecting from hotel stay.

We are neighbours, you realize.

[healbuff]

[hmmmMMMM??]

oh
OH YEAH henry mentioned you
Sprezzatura right?

What up Neighbor No. 2, hope we can say hi properly in person soon
We probably miss each other bc I get caught up working out early in the morn

[velluminous]

[ >henry mentioned you
>oh MAMMON please spare her this ]

Ms Vaux, correct.

[ Ms. Vaux is typing...
Ms. Vaux is typing...
Ms. Vaux is typing...
Ms. Vaux is typing... ]

I have not been out of my room often in last little while

[healbuff]

Aw, man sorry about that.
Post-holiday blues? I totally get you

[yes river, just totally make stuff up]

but hey, you're lucky I live on the same floor and we're neighbors! You don't have to go far to find a doctor now.

[velluminous]

[ post-what what? no!!!! ]

In fact. Now that I am thnking of it. Would you be amenable to this physical check you mentioned?

[healbuff]

Sure thing! I got an appointment tomorrow at 11 AM so anytime between that and 2 PM should work. Or if you want later during the week, any time between 10 AM to 2 PM after that.

[velluminous]

[ she catches herself thinking, "that was fast", forgetting as she always does that these messages are p u b l i c ]

Tomorrow, then. After your first patient. I have [ her fingers hesitate, but she ends up leaving this in: ] healing I wish checked up on.

[healbuff]

You got it! I'll add you to my calendar and send you a message when I finish with my first patient.

[velluminous]

Excellent. I wll be waiting.

[healbuff]

You won't have to wait long since we're neighbors and all, lol
Speaking of, since we're neighbors, we should totally do something like
dinner swap
or you and henry can come over for dinner, or all THREE Of us can go out i think that'd be fun

[stop him before he gets ahead of himself]

[velluminous]

you have already met henry

[ wuh-oh ]

[healbuff]

Yup! Me and Henry, we're cool

[river says him and henry are cool, so it's true and the law now stop godmodding your friendships river]

I have fun talking with him anyway, being a fellow psychic and all

[velluminous]

[ OH???????????????? ]

You do? Good. he is needing more allies.

[ woman who has forgotten this is not, like, a private letter or something. people can read this. people like Henry Creel. ]

[healbuff]

Well, i don't know if I count as one to him but I guess it doesn't hurt to be called one 😁

What about you? Are you an ally to my good man henry?

[velluminous]

Of course I am his ally. Yes, this would be accurate to say.

[ ""ally"" ]

[healbuff]

I guess this means we’ll be seeing a lot of each other, being floor mates and all. Well, i’ll be out in the mornings working out but otherwise you ought to be seeing me around after that.

[velluminous]

Working out what?

dn: henry

[vecna]

[HE SURE CAN]

Do I?

[velluminous]

[ FUCK ]

[velluminous]

[ with dignity (it's text, what are you talking about), ] Yes. You do.

[vecna]

[HI HE'S BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME]

I have you, don't I?

[""ally""]

[velluminous]

That is one person. Henry.