The Doctor is IN

[healbuff]

Username/Display Name: un: rkwan/ river k.
Server Channel: #general
Time: Afternoon

YO HOTEL CAELUM WHAT IS UUUUUUPPPppp 🤟👊👏

For those of you who haven't met me, I'm River Kwan, 26/male/fit as hell. Just sayin' 'sup to my fellow guests and dishing out the real important news 😎

I've been sitting on it, but the circumstances with the lava and ice floors, make it pretty clear that major injuries are very likely if the hotel goes whack. No easy vacations for us 😔😔

But, I'm about to BLOW YOUR MINDS 🤯🤯🤯 You got a sprained ankle? Headaches? Experiencing weird symptoms? Any major broken bones or wounds from a possible skeleton army raising itself from Hell into space to destroy us all? Okay, that last bit is just me making shit up but you never know.

LUCKILY, I'm a healer. As long as you don't lose your limbs or other body parts, I can use my powers to heal any major injuries you may incur during your stay here. I'm also a licensed doctor (General Practitioner to be exact) so if you would like a basic physical and wellness check, look out for THIS handsome mug:



LMK if you have any questions! You can message me @ rkwan or find me in Room 302! Try not to lose any bodyparts, don't do major drugs, and make good choices 😘

Comments

[velluminous]

He is nice man!

[ babes. this is a public server. ]

[vecna]

[HE CARES NOT]

He’s persistent. And he talks a lot.

You’ll see.

[velluminous]

I do not mind talking.

[ "I listen to you," she almost writes, but then doesn't. she's not sure why. maybe because he's one of the few she does. ]

[vecna]

He meanders.

But if you say so.

[velluminous]

So you have spent enough time being in his presence to learn this about him.

[ ]

[vecna]

[GIRL he sees where you’re going with this]

He lives across the hall. I ran into him.

Then I was stuck with him during that silly “sleepover”, because we had nowhere else to go.

[velluminous]

And your feet?

[vecna]

My feet?

[velluminous]

You forget how they are working? You cannot walk away?

[vecna]

[oouuuughhh






henry is typing…]

I was caught in a conversation I didn’t feel like I could walk away from.

[velluminous]

Oh. Very polite.

[vecna]

It wasn’t out of politeness.

I see what you’re doing.

[velluminous]

I am not doing anything.

[vecna]

You’re trying to slap a “friend” label on this.

NOT HERE 🥷

[healbuff]

[it’s too late Henry, River is grinning at this but wisely keeping out of the convo hehehehehee]

[vecna]

[ 🥲 ]

[velluminous]

I don't know what you mean. This conversation is going nowhere.

[vecna]

Fine. Like I said, you’ll see what he’s really like soon enough.

[Enjoy surviving your check up. (River’s not actually that bad, Henry is just exasperated by him.)]