caelumserver | The Doctor is IN

Username/Display Name: un: rkwan/ river k.
Server Channel: #general
Time: Afternoon

YO HOTEL CAELUM WHAT IS UUUUUUPPPppp 🤟👊👏

For those of you who haven't met me, I'm River Kwan, 26/male/fit as hell. Just sayin' 'sup to my fellow guests and dishing out the real important news 😎

I've been sitting on it, but the circumstances with the lava and ice floors, make it pretty clear that major injuries are very likely if the hotel goes whack. No easy vacations for us 😔😔

But, I'm about to BLOW YOUR MINDS 🤯🤯🤯 You got a sprained ankle? Headaches? Experiencing weird symptoms? Any major broken bones or wounds from a possible skeleton army raising itself from Hell into space to destroy us all? Okay, that last bit is just me making shit up but you never know.

LUCKILY, I'm a healer. As long as you don't lose your limbs or other body parts, I can use my powers to heal any major injuries you may incur during your stay here. I'm also a licensed doctor (General Practitioner to be exact) so if you would like a basic physical and wellness check, look out for THIS handsome mug:

LMK if you have any questions! You can message me @ rkwan or find me in Room 302! Try not to lose any bodyparts, don't do major drugs, and make good choices 😘

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That is one person. Henry.

[I don’t need more than you, he wants to type in reply, but unlike Sprezzatura, he is aware that everyone can read this.]

So, in that case, you’d like for us to take up Dr. Kwan on his dinner invitation?

I would not be OPPOSED to it.

Good. Because you need allies, too. We can plan for it.

[Dragging her with him on this River friendship adventure. He will not suffer alone.]

What are you talkign about???? ?

[ she has discovered the use of repeated punctuation marks ]

[He sees this, yes.

Repeats himself:]

You need allies, too.

Statistically, allies are to wizards as competitors are to

[ several long beats ]

wizards.
Never mind.

Then instead of “allies”, think of it as “friends.”

Isn’t that what you meant anyway?

[Because she thinks he’s lonely and unmoored without his anger, apparently.]

I am thinking of it as "allies".

Well, then I’m saying that you need friends.

And isn’t River so friendly.

This sounds like threat

It’s not a threat if I’m there with you.

It’s commiseration.

He is nice man!

[ babes. this is a public server. ]

[HE CARES NOT]

He’s persistent. And he talks a lot.

You’ll see.

I do not mind talking.

[ "I listen to you," she almost writes, but then doesn't. she's not sure why. maybe because he's one of the few she does. ]

He meanders.

But if you say so.

So you have spent enough time being in his presence to learn this about him.

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[GIRL he sees where you’re going with this]

He lives across the hall. I ran into him.

Then I was stuck with him during that silly “sleepover”, because we had nowhere else to go.