The Doctor is IN

[healbuff]

Username/Display Name: un: rkwan/ river k.
Server Channel: #general
Time: Afternoon

YO HOTEL CAELUM WHAT IS UUUUUUPPPppp 🤟👊👏

For those of you who haven't met me, I'm River Kwan, 26/male/fit as hell. Just sayin' 'sup to my fellow guests and dishing out the real important news 😎

I've been sitting on it, but the circumstances with the lava and ice floors, make it pretty clear that major injuries are very likely if the hotel goes whack. No easy vacations for us 😔😔

But, I'm about to BLOW YOUR MINDS 🤯🤯🤯 You got a sprained ankle? Headaches? Experiencing weird symptoms? Any major broken bones or wounds from a possible skeleton army raising itself from Hell into space to destroy us all? Okay, that last bit is just me making shit up but you never know.

LUCKILY, I'm a healer. As long as you don't lose your limbs or other body parts, I can use my powers to heal any major injuries you may incur during your stay here. I'm also a licensed doctor (General Practitioner to be exact) so if you would like a basic physical and wellness check, look out for THIS handsome mug:



LMK if you have any questions! You can message me @ rkwan or find me in Room 302! Try not to lose any bodyparts, don't do major drugs, and make good choices 😘

Comments

[velluminous]

[ OH???????????????? ]

You do? Good. he is needing more allies.

[ woman who has forgotten this is not, like, a private letter or something. people can read this. people like Henry Creel. ]

[healbuff]

Well, i don't know if I count as one to him but I guess it doesn't hurt to be called one 😁

What about you? Are you an ally to my good man henry?

[velluminous]

Of course I am his ally. Yes, this would be accurate to say.

[ ""ally"" ]

[healbuff]

I guess this means we’ll be seeing a lot of each other, being floor mates and all. Well, i’ll be out in the mornings working out but otherwise you ought to be seeing me around after that.

[velluminous]

Working out what?

[healbuff]

Oh, I work out my body. You know, exercise?

[velluminous]

[ >is a wizard ]

I know of exercise, yes.

[healbuff]

[ >is a buff esper healer himbo]

exercise is good for you 🙂

[velluminous]

Bahh.

[healbuff]

at the very least, a long, leisurely walk through nice scenery does wonders for your mental health

[velluminous]

Are you doctoring me?

[healbuff]

I’m general-life-advising you
I think

[velluminous]

Ugh. Perhaps I will venture out to cliffside again. It WAS nice.

dn: henry

[vecna]

[HE SURE CAN]

Do I?

[velluminous]

[ FUCK ]

[velluminous]

[ with dignity (it's text, what are you talking about), ] Yes. You do.

[vecna]

[HI HE'S BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME]

I have you, don't I?

[""ally""]

[velluminous]

That is one person. Henry.

[vecna]

[I don’t need more than you, he wants to type in reply, but unlike Sprezzatura, he is aware that everyone can read this.]

So, in that case, you’d like for us to take up Dr. Kwan on his dinner invitation?

[velluminous]

I would not be OPPOSED to it.

[vecna]

Good. Because you need allies, too. We can plan for it.

[Dragging her with him on this River friendship adventure. He will not suffer alone.]

[velluminous]

What are you talkign about???? ?

[ she has discovered the use of repeated punctuation marks ]

[vecna]

[He sees this, yes.

Repeats himself:]

You need allies, too.

[velluminous]

Statistically, allies are to wizards as competitors are to

[ several long beats ]

wizards.
Never mind.

[vecna]

Then instead of “allies”, think of it as “friends.”

Isn’t that what you meant anyway?

[Because she thinks he’s lonely and unmoored without his anger, apparently.]