so about the espresso

[cardsharked]

Username/Display Name: un: vierge / dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Late October, right after the espresso heist

Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.

Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.

Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.

I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.

And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?

Comments

un: steinbeck

[recluserose]

[Oh their ass is grass.]

The blonde man isn't usually blonde. I believe he's Mr. Winter.

[survivaltricks]

[AKIRA WILL REMEMBER THIS]

un: summer

[icyspicy]

That's qiote the claim. I'd look awful as a bnlonde.

[recluserose]

I also know where you live.

[icyspicy]

Yes, and? If oyu want to come over alkl you have to do is ask.

[recluserose]

[IGNORING THAT]

Just one question: why the espresso machine??

Do you even know what it's for??

[icyspicy]

You are still making assumotions my dear. I didn't steal anything.

[survivaltricks]

you can't fool me with your cleverly juxtaposed username

[icyspicy]

But you agree it IS clever?

[survivaltricks]

[damn it]




yeah.

irony is fashionable.

[airdnd]

[ ....ah. Yeah, this tracks. ]

You seem quite sure on that, Ms. Amelia.

[recluserose]

I saw the tentacles Sumina.

I may have no qualms towards Winter but you do not mess with those who need fresh espresso. He and Astarion need to face the consequences of their actions.

[airdnd]

[ FIRST OF ALL... even she didn't know about the tentacles. Interesting. But that, too, tracks. Warlocks, man...

But also make no mistake, she is so damn tired and annoyed about this!! And will be giving Winter a talking to in-person, but: ]

I think I would rather focus on how to address the lack of espresso in the interim...

[recluserose]

We'll have to hunt down other cafes in this hotel.
But it's inconvenient and I wanted to make my own. That's the whole point of the communal machine.

[cardsharked]

So even if you're gonna lead me on about everything else, answer me this one honestly:

That teleportation shit just something all of you pointy folks can do or what?

[That doesn't explain Gojo, but literally nothing explains Gojo, so.]

[astarion]

pointy folks?

[cardsharked]

Your ears?

[airdnd]

[ pointy folks........ ]

I'm not leading anyone on about anything. I'm learning just as much as everyone else here.

[ she didn't know about the tentacles specifically. ]

And no... I, for one, cannot.

1/?

[cardsharked]

[Oh.

Huh.

Interesting.]

No shit?

2/

[cardsharked]

lol

3/

[cardsharked]

LMAO

ok done

[cardsharked]

I brained him pretty good with a serving platter

if you think you can get your paws on him to find out

[recluserose]

[Ah, good job Odette.]

I see. I commend your efforts.

If he can disguise himself by changing his hair color, I wonder if he'll try to mask the injury you've given him.

[cardsharked]

Probably. Wasn't just his hair color, either - looked a whole lot beefier and less pointy.

Wouldn't put it past him to have the skills to patch himself up. If he can, I'll just give him something can't be fixed so easily next time.

[recluserose]

Well, I hope you're exaggerating for the sake of propriety but I understand the sentiment. Sometimes one has to really get the message across.