so about the espresso

[cardsharked]

Username/Display Name: un: vierge / dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Late October, right after the espresso heist

Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.

Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.

Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.

I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.

And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?

Comments

[icyspicy]

It was successfyl. We stole it, didn't we?

That said if we'd actually ben trying, there would be many more questions and far less andswers.

[recluserose]

If you're going to steal something, make sure the stolen item in question stays intact.

[icyspicy]

That wasn't part of the deal. Her wanted it stolen, so we stole it. The confdition was never discussed.
I'm a srtickler for the wordin g of such things. Being a bookkeeper and all.

[ She can probably tell by now that Winter is full of shit re: his job. ]

[recluserose]

I'll make a reminder to myself to never hire you to steal anything for me.

[icyspicy]

YOu wouldn't be able to afford me anyway.

[recluserose]

Thank god because teacher salaries aren't what they should be.

[icyspicy]

That's teh real crime.