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caelumserver2023-10-23 03:18 pm
cardsharked) wrote in caelumserver2023-10-23 03:18 pm
so about the espresso
Username/Display Name: un: vierge / dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Late October, right after the espresso heist
Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.
Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.
Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.
I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.
And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?
Server Channel: #general
Time: Late October, right after the espresso heist
Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.
Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.
Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.
I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.
And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?
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If you manage to legitim ately steal something from me, I'll hire you myyself.
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i'm not interested in being hired, necessarily, but now i'm curious what you'd need to hire a petty thief for.
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maybe i could even show you how to properly steal an espresso machine.
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[ He likes this kid already. ]