so about the espresso

[cardsharked]

Username/Display Name: un: vierge / dn: odette
Server Channel: #general
Time: Late October, right after the espresso heist

Figure some of you might be wondering what the fuck happened to the espresso machine.

Well, I like at least one of you, so I’m willing to share the scoop.

Astarion the Victorian orphan trapped in a grown man’s body and some blond guy I haven’t seen around before broke the damn thing trying to lift it. Literally and figuratively. Dropped it a few feet from the door in the middle of grand theft bean.

I gathered anyone missing their fix would appreciate the heads up. You see Astarion or that tentacle-wielding lug around, be sure to thank em for making mornings more interesting. I’d like to personally extend my thanks to blondie, too, so if you know who around here can do that kind of kraken shit, don't be shy.

And if you think they’re just gonna replace the machine, you’re dead wrong. Bennet put up a cute little “pardon our mess” card, so we’re SOL. What's a girl to do?

Comments

[recluserose]

Well done, Gojo-sensei.

You have earned the middle finger.

[unliminal]

But I didn't even get to see it!!
Doesn't count sorry

[recluserose]

Patience is key.

[unliminal]

But which one of us has to be patient?
You or me?

[recluserose]

You.

You'll know when it happens.

For now, we will be without easy access to our custom-made espressos.

[unliminal]

Espresso tastes too strong anyway
Think of this as an opportunity to expand your horizons to drinks that taste better

[recluserose]

I'm a frequent customer of one of the finest cafes run by another witch.

I think my horizons have been sufficiently expanded.

1/2

[unliminal]

You mean S▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇?

2/2

[unliminal]

why does that keep happening??? wtf

1/2

[recluserose]

No. Not that I'm knocking S▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇, that's fine every now and then.

[recluserose]

[. . .]

Anyway.

It's a cafe called the Midnight Grind and exists everywhere at any time. My friend's granddaughter runs it and it's a fine establishment in its own right.

[unliminal]

I'm calling bullshit on that
If it existed everywhere I would totally know about it

[recluserose]

Well, I can't fully speak for them but the cafe is essentially molded by the owner.

And she says it appears on its own time.

You sound a little miffed.

[unliminal]

only because my good name is getting dragged through the mud

they weren't supposed to break it you know!

[recluserose]

You three are on my official hooligans list. I hope you feel accomplished.

[unliminal]

oh absolutely!!!
I'm honored tbh