✨ two truths and a lie!

[icyspicy]

Username/Display Name: summer / 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 🐙✨
Server Channel: #general
Time: idk sometime in the afternoon

Well well, would you look at that? The place didn’t burn itself down while I was gone, though not for lack of trying. Or so I’ve been told.

Anyway, it looks like we’ve acquired some new faces in the last month. In the grand tradition of the hotel forcing us to get to know one another, why don’t we play a little game?

Is everyone familiar with “two truths and a lie”? It’s simple enough. List three things about yourself, one of which is not true. Others must guess which is the lie.

Here, I’ll go first.

[ TL;DR - We’re playing two truths and a lie now! Thread hop around and tag each other! Winter will be hopping around to play too, but if folks just want to chat with him now that he’s back that is also fine! ]

Comments

dn: astarion

[astarion]

Now then, let's see...

1. I once was a wheel of cheese.
2. I once was attacked by a performing clown.
3. I once rode a dragon into battle.

[airdnd]

Is the third one a lie? It doesn't seem like your style...

[ also she wants the cheese one to be real ]

[astarion]

[It is, in fact, real.]

Oh, before I answer that, I must know: what do you think my style is, then?

[airdnd]

Some sort of beautiful, dark stallion, perhaps? Or in the same vein, a pegasus?

[ or maybe he, y'know, flies into combat as a bat....? ]

[nonexempt]

If even one of these are true, your life must be very eventful.

[astarion]

Well. My "home" city has certainly been a little more, ah, lively than usual. At least I'm not boring, hm?

[nonexempt]

At least. I believe 3 is the lie, mostly because it seems like the stakes are much higher for that one.

[netherese]

[Wait—]

When were you a wheel of cheese?!

[astarion]

That godsawful djinni polymorphed me into one for talking back to him. You know, the one trying to cheat everyone out of their well-earned (or stolen) coin.

Maybe you didn't notice, since I was too busy rolling around on the ground.

[netherese]

I feel as though I would remember this! It hardly seems the sort of thing one simply overlooks! Where did we encounter a djinni, and what sort of wine do you think you might have paired best with?

un: housependeryn

[historicallyloaded]

Jesters can be terrifying and dragons aren't beyond the realm of realism... there's no anatomical correlation to accommodate a transmutation into a wheel of cheese, what poppycock.

[astarion]

Spoken like someone who's never been victim to a wayward Polymorph spell, hm?

[historicallyloaded]

I've dabbled in transmutative elixirs and surmise arcane energy could be used in a more prodigious manner... but spells? Like... magic?

[frankish]

A wheel of cheese? Mon dieu! Did anyone try and eat you? Were you delicious?

[astarion]

[Help, very important questions. First, though-]

You think number 1 is true, then?

[frankish]

Sure. I had a friend who got turned into a tree, so a cheese wheel isn't that weird.

... No, I take it back. It's definitely still weird.

dn: odette

[cardsharked]

for the love of christ please tell me you were cheese

[astarion]

Yes, yes, have a laugh. I was, in fact, cheese.

Only for a minute or two.

[cardsharked]

Listen here, the amount of buckwild bullshit I get fed on a daily basis in this place and expected to treat as gospel beggars belief. I'm a simple girl. Lemme have the cheese.

Can cheese think? Your memory a bit holey after that?

[warmaid]

The first one has to be fake.

Right?

[Please say she's right, because wtf.]

[astarion]

[JUST FAERUN THINGS]

It's not fake! It's very true!

[hathasacat]

[ There seems to be a theme here. ]

I must give my best guess... with number three!]

[astarion]

[A theme of nonsense, right.]

And what's your logic?

[recluserose]

And people thought my two truths and lies were tricky.

Is 3 the lie?

[astarion]

I'm here to keep everyone guessing!

[Except everyone is guessing correctly.]

Before I answer that, I want to know your logic.