✨ two truths and a lie!

[icyspicy]

Username/Display Name: summer / 𝖜𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗 🐙✨
Server Channel: #general
Time: idk sometime in the afternoon

Well well, would you look at that? The place didn’t burn itself down while I was gone, though not for lack of trying. Or so I’ve been told.

Anyway, it looks like we’ve acquired some new faces in the last month. In the grand tradition of the hotel forcing us to get to know one another, why don’t we play a little game?

Is everyone familiar with “two truths and a lie”? It’s simple enough. List three things about yourself, one of which is not true. Others must guess which is the lie.

Here, I’ll go first.

[ TL;DR - We’re playing two truths and a lie now! Thread hop around and tag each other! Winter will be hopping around to play too, but if folks just want to chat with him now that he’s back that is also fine! ]

Comments

un: housependeryn

[historicallyloaded]

Jesters can be terrifying and dragons aren't beyond the realm of realism... there's no anatomical correlation to accommodate a transmutation into a wheel of cheese, what poppycock.

[astarion]

Spoken like someone who's never been victim to a wayward Polymorph spell, hm?

[historicallyloaded]

I've dabbled in transmutative elixirs and surmise arcane energy could be used in a more prodigious manner... but spells? Like... magic?

[astarion]

Yes. Very much so. Magic that can transform someone, willingly or otherwise, into a spider, an owlbear, a dilpho... dilopo...

[Dilophosaurus.]

Dinosaur.

Or a wheel of cheese. Not at all uncommon in my world.

[historicallyloaded]

Consider me utterly fascinated... wh

what does it feel like? To be a wheel of cheese?

[astarion]

Well, for starters, very round. Unable to tell up from down, and to see if you happen to bump into someone's boots. No eyes, you know.

I wouldn't recommend it. And no, I don't know how I tasted.

[historicallyloaded]

Taste was admittedly about to be perhaps my second or third question...

What happens if someone consumes you? Is it painful for you? Do you reform inside their stomach, rupturing them from the inside out? Would you as a spider retain the strength of a... well I don't want to presume you are a human by default given the topic?

Would someone choose to simply be a dinosaur for the rest of their days and forgo their natural form?

[astarion]

[Oh gods. These are Druid Questions, and he is frankly the wrong person to answer them.

...Accurately, anyway.]

Oh, yes, it would be very painful, but I would indeed burst out of someone's belly with aplomb once I transformed back, so they'd get what was coming to them.

I imagine they would retain the strength of a giant spider, anyway. And I'm an elf.

Oh, yes. Who wouldn't want to be a killing machine of tooth and claw and annoyingly screechy sounds?

[80 percent of this is probably bullshit.]