The Doctor is IN

[healbuff]

Username/Display Name: un: rkwan/ river k.
Server Channel: #general
Time: Afternoon

YO HOTEL CAELUM WHAT IS UUUUUUPPPppp 🤟👊👏

For those of you who haven't met me, I'm River Kwan, 26/male/fit as hell. Just sayin' 'sup to my fellow guests and dishing out the real important news 😎

I've been sitting on it, but the circumstances with the lava and ice floors, make it pretty clear that major injuries are very likely if the hotel goes whack. No easy vacations for us 😔😔

But, I'm about to BLOW YOUR MINDS 🤯🤯🤯 You got a sprained ankle? Headaches? Experiencing weird symptoms? Any major broken bones or wounds from a possible skeleton army raising itself from Hell into space to destroy us all? Okay, that last bit is just me making shit up but you never know.

LUCKILY, I'm a healer. As long as you don't lose your limbs or other body parts, I can use my powers to heal any major injuries you may incur during your stay here. I'm also a licensed doctor (General Practitioner to be exact) so if you would like a basic physical and wellness check, look out for THIS handsome mug:



LMK if you have any questions! You can message me @ rkwan or find me in Room 302! Try not to lose any bodyparts, don't do major drugs, and make good choices 😘

Comments

[healbuff]

Well, it helps that my potential patient base is a little smaller compared to home so time isn't too much of an issue.

I thought the espresso machine breaking was pretty funny. Didn't think it'd take so long for the hotel to procure another one.

[cardsharked]

Pretty bold of you to say that to my face like that when I'm the one who busted the troublemakers and got nothing for it. You ever go a week without an Americano? Judging by you looking to pick up patients during your stay even if you're so busy back home, sounds like you might some kinda workaholic.

[healbuff]

oof, sorry that you head to deal with that
And nah, I’m not a workaholic. I don’t think I am? I try to keep a good work-life balance.
But it’d be a dick move if I just kept being a doctor to myself and considering how people were either gonna get third-degree burns or slip on the ice, I think knowing that a legit doctor on hand can let let people breathe easy

[cardsharked]

You're telling me. Least the only permanent damage was to my pride. Maybe I should up and challenge those two to a rematch one day, just to vent my spleen...

Ain't it your vacation, though? You could just as easily have kept kicking back instead of setting yourself up on the block for people you don't owe anything.

[Does she believe the stuff she's saying, or is it just testing the waters to get a sense of his personality? It's difficult to say, especially over a text channel.]

[healbuff]

Well, I think about it this way: like, on airplanes, if someone comes down with something or isn’t well they’ll ask if there’s a doctor on the flight, right? So yeah, that one person that’s a doctor may be flying elsewhere for vacay but that doesn’t shed them of obligations when someone needs medical attention

So yeah, long way of saying that as a doctor, I take my oath to do no harm seriously.

[And for better or for worse, River is the same in-person as he is over text.]

[cardsharked]

Sheesh. Goody-two-shoes. Some people really do still wanna save others, huh? It takes some kind strength to not buckle under and get beaten down from that.

Small reprieve: I won't clog up your caseload, unless there's something I can't bounce back from so fast. If I hit you up, you'll know it's serious.

[healbuff]

IDK if it's a goody-two-shoes thing? It's kinda just common sense for me.

[He's a doctor and doctors are supposed to help! River thinks very simply like that.]

But much appreciated. That's what I'm gonna be here for in the long run, emergencies and general medical advice.