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π™π™žπ™«π™šπ™§ 𝙆𝙬𝙖𝙣 ([personal profile] healbuff) wrote in [community profile] caelumserver2024-01-18 11:56 am

The Doctor is IN

Username/Display Name: un: rkwan/ river k.
Server Channel: #general
Time: Afternoon


YO HOTEL CAELUM WHAT IS UUUUUUPPPppp πŸ€ŸπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘

For those of you who haven't met me, I'm River Kwan, 26/male/fit as hell. Just sayin' 'sup to my fellow guests and dishing out the real important news 😎

I've been sitting on it, but the circumstances with the lava and ice floors, make it pretty clear that major injuries are very likely if the hotel goes whack. No easy vacations for us πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

But, I'm about to BLOW YOUR MINDS 🀯🀯🀯 You got a sprained ankle? Headaches? Experiencing weird symptoms? Any major broken bones or wounds from a possible skeleton army raising itself from Hell into space to destroy us all? Okay, that last bit is just me making shit up but you never know.

LUCKILY, I'm a healer. As long as you don't lose your limbs or other body parts, I can use my powers to heal any major injuries you may incur during your stay here. I'm also a licensed doctor (General Practitioner to be exact) so if you would like a basic physical and wellness check, look out for THIS handsome mug:



LMK if you have any questions! You can message me @ rkwan or find me in Room 302! Try not to lose any bodyparts, don't do major drugs, and make good choices 😘
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[personal profile] historicallyloaded 2024-01-19 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I do! I've stress tested, miniaturized, improved, and detonated more batteries than I have corresponding fuses and pistonsβ€”though now naturally I must query if you're a particularly life-like machine or not, or at least partly so. Either would be impressive, especially to hold a doctorate. How do you recharge?
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[personal profile] historicallyloaded 2024-01-19 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. My condolences.