The Doctor is IN

[healbuff]

Username/Display Name: un: rkwan/ river k.
Server Channel: #general
Time: Afternoon

YO HOTEL CAELUM WHAT IS UUUUUUPPPppp 🤟👊👏

For those of you who haven't met me, I'm River Kwan, 26/male/fit as hell. Just sayin' 'sup to my fellow guests and dishing out the real important news 😎

I've been sitting on it, but the circumstances with the lava and ice floors, make it pretty clear that major injuries are very likely if the hotel goes whack. No easy vacations for us 😔😔

But, I'm about to BLOW YOUR MINDS 🤯🤯🤯 You got a sprained ankle? Headaches? Experiencing weird symptoms? Any major broken bones or wounds from a possible skeleton army raising itself from Hell into space to destroy us all? Okay, that last bit is just me making shit up but you never know.

LUCKILY, I'm a healer. As long as you don't lose your limbs or other body parts, I can use my powers to heal any major injuries you may incur during your stay here. I'm also a licensed doctor (General Practitioner to be exact) so if you would like a basic physical and wellness check, look out for THIS handsome mug:



LMK if you have any questions! You can message me @ rkwan or find me in Room 302! Try not to lose any bodyparts, don't do major drugs, and make good choices 😘

Comments

[crimsin]

She does like to be informed. She has quite the level head on her shoulders.

[healbuff]

Well, someone's gotta be the levelheaded one around here right?
I'd say I'm a good doctor but I guess I got carried away with all the posting

[crimsin]

I think it makes you approachable! It shows you're easy to talk to and you have a sense of humor. Good qualities in a doctor, non?

[healbuff]

Oui!
You're too kind, my dude. I appreciate it!

I guess I'll try and work on a more legit looking digital business card
To be more concise and informative. Boring, but informative.

[crimsin]

Eh, I don't think you need to go to the effort. You're offering your help and that should be enough. No need to be so formal.

[healbuff]

Well, I try to differentiate Dr. Kwan, from your bro River Kwan, y'know? Time and place for everything.

[crimsin]

I guess that’s fair, but if you’re here on vacation there’s surely a bit of wiggle room, isn’t there?

[healbuff]

Just a lil' bit but when I work with patients I gotta make sure it's doctor/patient not river/patient. Healthy delineation and all that.

[crimsin]

Huh.

I have to say, it sounds like you lead a remarkably well-balanced life.

[healbuff]

For the time being anyway. I guess I just like to have a balanced way of thinking and apply it where possible.

[crimsin]

I’m impressed. Perhaps I can learn a thing or two from you.

[healbuff]

Idk if it's something to learn from but I'm glad you find it admirable! People at home tell me I'm too optimistic and scatterbrained.

[as demonstrated in some of these convos bc river...]

[crimsin]

LOL I get that a lot, too.

[healbuff]

You and I, we're called two peas in a pod then ✌

[crimsin]

🫛

[healbuff]

Bro, I think that emoji shows three peas 😮

[crimsin]

Really? I only see two.
Differences in OS probably.