The Doctor is IN

[healbuff]

Username/Display Name: un: rkwan/ river k.
Server Channel: #general
Time: Afternoon

YO HOTEL CAELUM WHAT IS UUUUUUPPPppp 🤟👊👏

For those of you who haven't met me, I'm River Kwan, 26/male/fit as hell. Just sayin' 'sup to my fellow guests and dishing out the real important news 😎

I've been sitting on it, but the circumstances with the lava and ice floors, make it pretty clear that major injuries are very likely if the hotel goes whack. No easy vacations for us 😔😔

But, I'm about to BLOW YOUR MINDS 🤯🤯🤯 You got a sprained ankle? Headaches? Experiencing weird symptoms? Any major broken bones or wounds from a possible skeleton army raising itself from Hell into space to destroy us all? Okay, that last bit is just me making shit up but you never know.

LUCKILY, I'm a healer. As long as you don't lose your limbs or other body parts, I can use my powers to heal any major injuries you may incur during your stay here. I'm also a licensed doctor (General Practitioner to be exact) so if you would like a basic physical and wellness check, look out for THIS handsome mug:



LMK if you have any questions! You can message me @ rkwan or find me in Room 302! Try not to lose any bodyparts, don't do major drugs, and make good choices 😘

Comments

[nonexempt]

[ well, not everyone can be the doctor he knows. ah, he misses shoko. ]

You would be cooler.

[ nanami, don't be mean. ]

But that's reassuring. At least all hope is not lost.

[healbuff]

I will settle for being a cool General Practitioner instead 😎

But in all seriousness, please come see me if you would like a physical checkup and consultation. It isn't just for emergencies.

[nonexempt]

With doctor-patient confidentiality included?

[healbuff]

Yeah, absolutely. I know we're not in a typical arrangement with a working clinic but the rules I'm under as a doctor at home will still apply here.

[nonexempt]

Alright, I'll come have a check-up with you. When are you available?

[healbuff]

Well, I workout early in the mornings so after that, anywhere between 10 AM - 2 PM should be reasonable enough. That sound okay?

[nonexempt]

It does. 11am tomorrow, perhaps?

[healbuff]

Works for me. Like I said, my pad is Room 302. I can set aside a space to make sure the checkup is done efficiently.

[nonexempt]

Then I'll see you then, Kwan-sensei.

[healbuff]

I'll see you then, Nananananana
sorry typo

nana k! 👉👉

[nonexempt]

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