[open] just your usual info gathering about weird cosmic hotels

[laevateinns]

Username/Display Name: a/akechi
Server Channel: #general
Time: 12:17am

[ akechi isn't particularly fond of reaching out to people in the hotel, but... he's realized it may actually be his best source of information, so he's biting the bullet and posting to the network. he Actually Tries to be polite about it all, so his message is chill. ]

Hello, all.

Since I've arrived here I've been exploring the place, but since it really is so huge... I was hoping I could gather some information from the rest of you.

I'd appreciate hearing about the various floors or rooms you've come across and what was in them. The strangest things you've seen, even.

There's only so much I can discover on my own, unfortunately, and I know that people have had... experiences, to say the least.

Comments

[laevateinns]

[ "endearing" is certainly not what most people think about him if they know him, so gojo may in fact be weird for that.

but it's in akechi's favor anyway, insofar as... getting food is concerned, he supposes.

but not much else, based on gojo's list of super important things.

he should probably just leave now. ]

...Fine. [ he sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. ] Let's... look for the plant first. I'm not carrying a chair around any longer than I need to.

[unliminal]

[ As he jumps out of his seat, abruptly pushing back his chair with a screech: ]

What makes you think I'll make you carry it? Or are you just volunteering because you're that excited to shop with yours truly?

[ He can carry it all easily on his own, but it's still kind of funny to imagine Akechi carrying around his stuff like a pack mule. Honestly, he might have done it just to be funny, but now he can't without it seeming like his bit is unoriginal!

...Damn, maybe that was Akechi's game all along. Sharp kid. ]

[laevateinns]

[ oh, god. this guy is so intense. akechi blinks at the chair movement, at the outburst. ]

Oh? You wouldn’t? [ he tries, amused. ] And here I thought your secret ploy was to get me here to carry your stuff for you.

[ as for being excited…]

Absolutely beside myself. [ flat. still a brat, even as he stands up himself. ]

[unliminal]

Hmmm, I'd only make you do that if I thought it would be funny.

[ And he'll readily admit as much plainly, since he doubts he'll be able to follow through on it now. It's fine, though — carrying his own shit just gives him an opportunity to show off, which he's also happy to do. ]

If you sayyyy so! C'mon, then. The meatballs were secretly to keep you energized through our long hike through the badlands of IKEA.

[ They have a long ways to go, after all... ]

[laevateinns]

[ ...akechi literally cannot tell if that honesty makes him feel better or not.

oh well! ]

And if they make me sick through our long journey through IKEA instead? [ he can't help but ask wryly. ]

[unliminal]

I'll teleport you into the nearest bathroom.

[ Said with just the brightest, most encouraging smile Gojo can muster. He's a problem solver! ]

[laevateinns]

My hero.

[ akechi replies, voice flatter than the pancakes gojo offered him. ]